Teen hospitalized after receiving snake bite...

For there to be a video you know this guy had to have pulled a 4 foot python off the end of his dick, and then closed the apps he was looking at switched over to video and filmed that shit while his dick dripped blood all over the place. That's some dedication to social media and getting the footage right there.

I was bitten by a ball python about that length before, except those are a lot thicker than the one i see there. Very fast, and barely caught me, still drew blood though even that little bit. I used to work at a pet store and there was a mouse that was in his cage for daya and days. I was going to feed the mouse if it wasn't going to eat it. Uh no, apparently the sanke was just fucking with it and got pissed off when i tried to take it. Also, it was on my hand and not my dick.

My parents used to have an outdoor pool, i remember my dad pulling a snake from around the intake to clean the water one time, i never used that pool again. There were periodically snakes found inside the house, fuckin hate snakes. I'll take a spider over a snake in the end anytime, know what i mean ladies innit.