Poetry

There was a girl from Turkey
Whose claims were a little murky
She’s obsessed with Trump
On whom she dumps
Even though the problems lie with Merky.

There was a young tit from Australia
Whose sex life was a laughable failure
So he chased down a roo
And after letting it poo
Said "Come 'ere Joey, I want to nail yer".

There once was a girl named Alice

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And most of her anus in Dallas.

Power Ranger ,Flying Monkeys ,

Here is a short awful poem i wrote

The Young king

The young king came home
one morning in June
he ran up the hill
to see his land burn
he fell down and died
on the top of the hill
one morning in June.

There was a man named Yggdrasil
Who liked to apply vagisil
To sooth his snatch
When cons did attack
As recommended by his comrade Jill

I will also throw my hat into the ring and astound everyone with my awesome poetricizing.  


There was a guy from somewhere,
Who was stinky and had real dumb hair,
I need another rhyme
to come up with this time,
And then maybe some more words here.
And stuff.


Willard Shakespeare eat thy heart out!