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Post by gwyn on May 11, 2022 23:25:42 GMT
There's no telling what they mean without some drama queen goes by Cerridwen coming out of her frisbee face at me. I digress. You can't count! You keep your phone on YouTube videos of Sesame Street and The Count at work to get through one spreadsheet. BOOM. You so white, they used to just be the Chicago Sox before you came along. You so white, I feel oppressed just knowing you're lurking here. You so white, you're invisible without even changing your ProBoards privacy settings. Lol, I crack myself up. Ah man its pretty hot today, I already got sun burnt. Now I'm completely roasted 🥺 Oh I see. You so pink... I'm all out. Yeah, it was like 80 here today. You know how you can stay cool? With that super sweet closed-hand wave from your school dance avatar days. Aww, it would be a step up from gray blob head.
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Post by ayatollah on May 12, 2022 0:17:53 GMT
I'm thinking of stocking up. Does it taste alright? Can kids eat it with cereal or in Mac n cheese? Can I have it with Oreo cookies? It's... somewhat acceptable for that. It works better for cooking as a cheaper, longer-lasting ingredient. It tastes noticeably different. And your kids will absolutely hate it if they're used to the real deal. The best way I could describe it is that it tastes synthetic. It's like an emotionless alien killed your good friend milk and is trying to blend in by wearing his skinned face as a mask. You can pre-mix in bottles and fridge it for a day and that will improve the taste but it's not a perfect replacement. You might be better off trying condensed or evaporated milk first, if you're prepping for some reason. It'll still taste funky but less so. So anyway, I'm just wondering about alternatives if real milk gets too expensive, cheaper but also things that can keep. And not necessarily something to pour in a glass and drink, but something just for cereal/Mac and cheese.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 0:45:42 GMT
Ah man its pretty hot today, I already got sun burnt. Now I'm completely roasted 🥺 Oh I see. You so pink... I'm all out. Yeah, it was like 80 here today. You know how you can stay cool? With that super sweet closed-hand wave from your school dance avatar days. Aww, it would be a step up from gray blob head. Ah i thought you were gonna call me pink dick there Dx I'll change it eventually, just lazy.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 12, 2022 1:29:25 GMT
Doesn't sound as bad as powdered eggs.
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Post by gwyn on May 12, 2022 2:14:23 GMT
Oh I see. You so pink... I'm all out. Yeah, it was like 80 here today. You know how you can stay cool? With that super sweet closed-hand wave from your school dance avatar days. Aww, it would be a step up from gray blob head. Ah i thought you were gonna call me pink dick there Dx I'll change it eventually, just lazy. Wait, I don't know that. Do I know that? How would I know that? Did you talk about it, like in contrast to someone else's pic that was going around? Did someone call you that? All I know is, I never saw a pic. YOUR HONOR, I NEVER SAW A PIC OF HIS PINK DICK. Now it is familiar. Was that your nickname? Did I do a good job at the denials?
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Post by gwyn on May 12, 2022 2:18:22 GMT
It's... somewhat acceptable for that. It works better for cooking as a cheaper, longer-lasting ingredient. It tastes noticeably different. And your kids will absolutely hate it if they're used to the real deal. The best way I could describe it is that it tastes synthetic. It's like an emotionless alien killed your good friend milk and is trying to blend in by wearing his skinned face as a mask. You can pre-mix in bottles and fridge it for a day and that will improve the taste but it's not a perfect replacement. You might be better off trying condensed or evaporated milk first, if you're prepping for some reason. It'll still taste funky but less so. So anyway, I'm just wondering about alternatives if real milk gets too expensive, cheaper but also things that can keep. And not necessarily something to pour in a glass and drink, but something just for cereal/Mac and cheese. I said this about that (somewhere buried): I was thinking more along the lines of you using it (rather than stocking it) since you have a healthy size brood and you don't need to be filling your fridge with a few gallons of milk when powdered is plenty good enough for many uses. Americans are spoiled. I do not, however, endorse Parmalat. Gross. Powdered milk before that freakish aberration, any day. Liquid milk with a six month shelf life? Kill it with fire. Everything in your op except glass of milk with cookie, I think you'd do fine with.
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Post by ayatollah on May 12, 2022 2:45:10 GMT
So anyway, I'm just wondering about alternatives if real milk gets too expensive, cheaper but also things that can keep. And not necessarily something to pour in a glass and drink, but something just for cereal/Mac and cheese. I said this about that (somewhere buried): I was thinking more along the lines of you using it (rather than stocking it) since you have a healthy size brood and you don't need to be filling your fridge with a few gallons of milk when powdered is plenty good enough for many uses. Americans are spoiled. I do not, however, endorse Parmalat. Gross. Powdered milk before that freakish aberration, any day. Liquid milk with a six month shelf life? Kill it with fire. Everything in your op except glass of milk with cookie, I think you'd do fine with. I remember you saying it. You knew exactly what I was thinking. Me and my oldest are getting bagels Friday morning, I'll post a pic of the lox. I tried to interest my daughter in giving it a try but she just wants cream cheese.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 2:46:49 GMT
No but I have had powdered steaks
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Post by ayatollah on May 12, 2022 2:47:33 GMT
No but I have had powdered steaks Remember powered toast?
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 2:48:14 GMT
No but I have had powdered steaks Remember powered toast? Sure just like I remember powdered OJ
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Post by bartlesby on May 12, 2022 2:51:50 GMT
No but I have had powdered steaks Remember powered toast? Who doesn't? To answer your earlier question, go with evaporated milk. It does last about the same amount of time and tastes better. I'm not kidding about your kids hating it. They will tell stories as adults about how much they hated powdered milk. If you must stockpile, at least give them real milk as an option until the nuclear bombs drop.
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Post by gwyn on May 12, 2022 2:56:07 GMT
I said this about that (somewhere buried): I was thinking more along the lines of you using it (rather than stocking it) since you have a healthy size brood and you don't need to be filling your fridge with a few gallons of milk when powdered is plenty good enough for many uses. Americans are spoiled. I do not, however, endorse Parmalat. Gross. Powdered milk before that freakish aberration, any day. Liquid milk with a six month shelf life? Kill it with fire. Everything in your op except glass of milk with cookie, I think you'd do fine with. I remember you saying it. You knew exactly what I was thinking. Me and my oldest are getting bagels Friday morning, I'll post a pic of the lox. I tried to interest my daughter in giving it a try but she just wants cream cheese. Oh good! I think it's great; I love a bargain. Then you can take the money saved and buy a nice box of Godiva dark chocolates, or I, the childless, can. 😂 I don't know how you guys do it; kids are expensive, man. I had a bagel with cream cheese and lox for lunch today! It was from a local place and I paid attention per our convo to notice this place's lox is mildly salty with a smoky sweetness and fresh salmon taste to round it out. Delicious! Yeah, it's gross when you're younger; I only ever wanted bagel and cream cheese, too -- veggie cream cheese if I was being daring, or that pink stuff with the orange fish eggs/caviar in it. Lol, the 80s.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 2:59:55 GMT
Ah i thought you were gonna call me pink dick there Dx I'll change it eventually, just lazy. Wait, I don't know that. Do I know that? How would I know that? Did you talk about it, like in contrast to someone else's pic that was going around? Did someone call you that? All I know is, I never saw a pic. YOUR HONOR, I NEVER SAW A PIC OF HIS PINK DICK. Now it is familiar. Was that your nickname? Did I do a good job at the denials? Well, what other color would it be? ok that's enough!
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Post by gwyn on May 12, 2022 3:01:45 GMT
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Post by bartlesby on May 12, 2022 3:04:43 GMT
Ren and Stimpy was my jam back before I even knew the sweet, pungent nostril caress of weed. Though it is admittedly better if you're stoned.
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