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π²π΅ on Jul 2, 2022 22:45:33 GMT
Just walked past a house in my neighbourhood and spotted a plain, white pizza box sitting next to their letter box. So I opened it out of curiosity and in it was an uneaten meat and onion pizza. So I nabbed it. Took it home, inspected it for spoilage (it was fine), then ate it.
So random! (β’Μα΄β’Μ)Ω
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jul 3, 2022 3:54:13 GMT
I just vomited into my mouth.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jul 3, 2022 8:28:35 GMT
Meat and onion is definitely the best pizza.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jul 3, 2022 10:32:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2022 12:16:18 GMT
I just vomited into my mouth. It probably had extra flavor heeheehee |
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Post by π
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π²π΅ on Jul 3, 2022 21:55:47 GMT
I just vomited into my mouth. It was delicious! I just finished off the other half today.  |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jul 3, 2022 22:02:20 GMT
I just vomited into my mouth. It was delicious! I just finished off the other half today.  |
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Post by america on Jul 3, 2022 22:15:58 GMT
Just walked past a house in my neighbourhood and spotted a plain, white pizza box sitting next to their letter box. So I opened it out of curiosity and in it was an uneaten meat and onion pizza. So I nabbed it. Took it home, inspected it for spoilage (it was fine), then ate it. So random! (β’Μα΄β’Μ)ΩMaybe they had delivery and were sent that pizza when it wasn't what they ordered, and when the pizza place people fixed the mix up and brought them the right one they were like You can just keep the wrong one, and so not needing it or wanting to eat it, they put it by their post box for anyone (like you) walking by to take. I don't think it's vomitational, and I'm really glad it wasn't put there by some psycho who poisoned it; I think the odds were in your favor that it was not tampered with. π₯ |
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Post by π
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π²π΅ on Jul 3, 2022 23:01:24 GMT
Maybe they had delivery and were sent that pizza when it wasn't what they ordered, and when the pizza place people fixed the mix up and brought them the right one they were like You can just keep the wrong one, and so not needing it or wanting to eat it, they put it by their post box for anyone (like you) walking by to take. I don't think it's vomitational, and I'm really glad it wasn't put there by some psycho who poisoned it; I think the odds were in your favor that it was not tampered with. π₯ That could be one of several possible scenarios. So weird that it was placed out front next the letter box (right next to the footpath). I can only speculate on how it got there. On the box was a name written in pen: Regan (whoever that is) Mustβve been there for hours given it was 5:30 a.m. And it was 5 Β°C, so if it was there all night it couldnβt have spoiled. If it was poisoned, this is my last post. |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jul 4, 2022 0:37:15 GMT
Maybe they had delivery and were sent that pizza when it wasn't what they ordered, and when the pizza place people fixed the mix up and brought them the right one they were like You can just keep the wrong one, and so not needing it or wanting to eat it, they put it by their post box for anyone (like you) walking by to take. I don't think it's vomitational, and I'm really glad it wasn't put there by some psycho who poisoned it; I think the odds were in your favor that it was not tampered with. π₯ That could be one of several possible scenarios. So weird that it was placed out front next the letter box (right next to the footpath). I can only speculate on how it got there. On the box was a name written in pen: Regan (whoever that is) Mustβve been there for hours given it was 5:30 a.m. And it was 5 Β°C, so if it was there all night it couldnβt have spoiled. If it was poisoned, this is my last post. Consider it a gift from God. |
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Post by america on Jul 6, 2022 23:24:38 GMT
Maybe they had delivery and were sent that pizza when it wasn't what they ordered, and when the pizza place people fixed the mix up and brought them the right one they were like You can just keep the wrong one, and so not needing it or wanting to eat it, they put it by their post box for anyone (like you) walking by to take. I don't think it's vomitational, and I'm really glad it wasn't put there by some psycho who poisoned it; I think the odds were in your favor that it was not tampered with. π₯ That could be one of several possible scenarios. So weird that it was placed out front next the letter box (right next to the footpath). I can only speculate on how it got there. On the box was a name written in pen: Regan (whoever that is) Mustβve been there for hours given it was 5:30 a.m. And it was 5 Β°C, so if it was there all night it couldnβt have spoiled. If it was poisoned, this is my last post. Was it?? ![[uhoh]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/UdJrStDNoaAbkxBUsAkf.gif) |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2022 6:42:52 GMT
Just walked past a house in my neighbourhood and spotted a plain, white pizza box sitting next to their letter box. So I opened it out of curiosity and in it was an uneaten meat and onion pizza. So I nabbed it. Took it home, inspected it for spoilage (it was fine), then ate it. So random! (β’Μα΄β’Μ)ΩYou have just crossed the line between man and bum. |
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π²π΅ on Jul 7, 2022 9:51:57 GMT
You have just crossed the line between man and bum. We are kindred spirits. ![[huddle]](http://storage2.proboards.com/6870873/images/iSYkhOYfeUTNGpIWgmwG.gif) |
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Post by bomtombadil on Jul 7, 2022 12:58:12 GMT
That's where it went! I just set it outside to cool down quicker and the next thing I know, it's gone! You owe me $171 dollars plus delivery fee and tip for that medium pizza.
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π²π΅ on Jul 14, 2022 22:05:58 GMT
Consider it a gift from God. Howβs this for a gift from god: an hour ago I walked past the same house again and a few metres away I found a crisp $20 note on the footpath! So lucky.  |
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