Renowned trophy hunter shot dead, left on the side of road

Yes. That was in Tuck’s first segment: Ask Tucker Carlson Really Hard Questions

Here’s a rundown. 

A viewer asks, when you stand up, where does your lap go?



According to students who have attended the CRT indoctrination classes held Dr Aliggi DeSinousy at the Harvard Underground Coffee Shoppe, the Left Socialist Liberals are denying that laps come in one version. The Left Soc Libs now claim laps are both smooth and lumpy. However is it science that all laps are smooth in nature. Bumpiness is a degenerate behavior only allowed in the missionary position. Our Founding Fathers did not approve of it in 1776 the date the British invaded Logan Airport.

Next question. Why is water wet?



For the life of me I don’t understand why anyone would ask such a stupid question. Water is wet because these are the tears of God when he looks upon Nancy Pelosi. And I never called her a bitch. 

This is from a our tweeter audience…an NW Pillow…why does some poop float?



Pillow, that is the Ur moment of fluoridation invented by the Liberal Stalinist Pol Pots in 1952 in league with the Red Army super soldier program. This Gang of Four Chinese sourced chemical is sapping the precious bodily fluids from the alpha male scrotum via the alpha male intestinal tract to be excreted back into American sewers down to the sewage treatment plants where it is returned to American drinking fountains accessible to women and no longer are marked off for some folks.

It is like this, guys, if the poop don’t float, you’ve missed the boat. Low flush toilets also keep some of the alpha male poop in a more solid form where it is dried, cubed, packaged and sold by Socialist Libby Left Gynwthe Paltrow as a women empowering incense called This Shit Don’t Stink. 



America, we are doomed if the Liberal Nation of Muslims Radical Maoists continue to corrupt our laps, water, and turds.  

He was living in the Wild West and knew the score. This could have been a contract killing; he pissed off the wrong people; this could be a religious killing; or just a robbery gone wrong. I don’t approve of murder as a solution to every problem. I don’t disapprove of hunting. It’s the irony: the blond beast accepting his fate. He died a man’s man doing what he loved. Don’t feel sorry for him. Hemingway would not have. 

You absolutely have no idea what the hell you're writing about. Those people eat the kills. And it brings in money for the locals. And it gives them the incentive to maintain the land and wildlife.

I know they're still doing big game hunting. And I know this man who was murdered has little to do with the whole operation. What kinda weirdo rejoices at his death? Go after the governments which permit it. The more important issue is that African countries encourage this. South Africa has a parliamentary system. Make it illegal.

Great. Just what I need in the morning.

Three pictures of Tucker's confused face.