Subject: Little old Lady
Mar 3, 2023 1:10:42 GMT
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Post by pathfinder on Mar 3, 2023 1:10:42 GMT
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the short
distance across the store to the counter.
finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different
models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa
pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo
inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"
door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the short
distance across the store to the counter.
finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different
models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa
pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo
inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"