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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 11, 2023 9:45:50 GMT
One yesterday and one today.
"I've got a cold".
MY ARSE! They're scared.
Then I'm off to the dive shop to get a prescription face mask. I tried contact lenses this week - that was a waste of time. The things dried out and stuck to my eyes - 30 minutes to get them out! Balls to that.
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 11, 2023 11:42:00 GMT
Some bloke wants to meet me tomorrow. I wish he’d cancel. He used to live next door and he asked me to meet him at the pub for a drink. He’s ok but he’s full of shit. He always gives me shitty stock tips which never turn out. I know not to listen to listen to him now. I’ve also caught him in lies. He reckons he’s the bloke who sold my house when it was first built but he got the year wrong by ten years.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 11, 2023 12:59:07 GMT
Some bloke wants to meet me tomorrow. I wish he’d cancel. He used to live next door and he asked me to meet him at the pub for a drink. He’s ok but he’s full of shit. He always gives me shitty stock tips which never turn out. I know not to listen to listen to him now. I’ve also caught him in lies. He reckons he’s the bloke who sold my house when it was first built but he got the year wrong by ten years. Put on a dress and go and meet him. Then you'll know what he's after. |
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 11, 2023 13:08:16 GMT
Some bloke wants to meet me tomorrow. I wish he’d cancel. He used to live next door and he asked me to meet him at the pub for a drink. He’s ok but he’s full of shit. He always gives me shitty stock tips which never turn out. I know not to listen to listen to him now. I’ve also caught him in lies. He reckons he’s the bloke who sold my house when it was first built but he got the year wrong by ten years. Put on a dress and go and meet him. Then you'll know what he's after. Nah, he’s not gay. He’s got a hot missus. I just don’t need any more friends, especially bullshit artists. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 11, 2023 14:56:43 GMT
Put on a dress and go and meet him. Then you'll know what he's after. Nah, he’s not gay. He’s got a hot missus. I just don’t need any more friends, especially bullshit artists. "I was installing two-way mirrors in Brentwood and John Wayne came to the door in a dress." "The hell he did!" |
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Post by yggdrasil on Mar 11, 2023 15:03:04 GMT
Was it because you criticised the Government's asylum policy? That's happening a lot.
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 11, 2023 15:05:31 GMT
Nah, he’s not gay. He’s got a hot missus. I just don’t need any more friends, especially bullshit artists. "I was installing two-way mirrors in Brentwood and John Wayne came to the door in a dress." "The hell he did!" If someone invites you to a pub for a drink, what is the customary period of time that I have to stay there? I was thinking two drinks, like forty minutes and then get out of there. He’s ok to talk to but IDK. I like my own company. Most of my friends are interstate so that’s why I said I would. I guess it’s good to socialise occasionally. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 11, 2023 17:04:54 GMT
"I was installing two-way mirrors in Brentwood and John Wayne came to the door in a dress." "The hell he did!" If someone invites you to a pub for a drink, what is the customary period of time that I have to stay there? I was thinking two drinks, like forty minutes and then get out of there. He’s ok to talk to but IDK. I like my own company. Most of my friends are interstate so that’s why I said I would. I guess it’s good to socialise occasionally. I once went for a date with a chinese girl. After two drinks, I said this isn't going to work and I went home to take cocaine. |
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Post by mowlick on Mar 11, 2023 18:36:24 GMT
If someone invites you to a pub for a drink, what is the customary period of time that I have to stay there? I was thinking two drinks, like forty minutes and then get out of there. He’s ok to talk to but IDK. I like my own company. Most of my friends are interstate so that’s why I said I would. I guess it’s good to socialise occasionally. I once went for a date with a chinese girl. After two drinks, I said this isn't going to work and I went home to take cocaine. I was out with a girl once and she started to take cocaine.
Sometimes I wondering if I am as exciting as I think I am
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 12, 2023 7:22:32 GMT
I once went for a date with a chinese girl. After two drinks, I said this isn't going to work and I went home to take cocaine. I was out with a girl once and she started to take cocaine.
Sometimes I wondering if I am as exciting as I think I am
Well how exciting do you think you are? |
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 12, 2023 8:12:36 GMT
Some bloke wants to meet me tomorrow. I wish he’d cancel. He used to live next door and he asked me to meet him at the pub for a drink. He’s ok but he’s full of shit. He always gives me shitty stock tips which never turn out. I know not to listen to listen to him now. I’ve also caught him in lies. He reckons he’s the bloke who sold my house when it was first built but he got the year wrong by ten years. So I had a good time. I met the bloke and a few of his mates. Good blokes. But I drank a few drinks which I don’t normally do. And I blew my keto diet away. I ordered a pizza. I may go again next week. But I don’t want to drink too much and be a bar fly. |
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 12, 2023 8:26:19 GMT
Looks like I have real friends now. I do n’t need to talk to you jackasses. Adios, losers 👋
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 12, 2023 8:39:51 GMT
See you later, assholes.
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Post by Power Ranger on Mar 12, 2023 8:44:08 GMT
See, I’ve got friends and everyone is cancelling on Monkeyturd and he’s sitting there going ‘huh? Wha? They all cancelled on me waaa’ LOL
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 12, 2023 9:03:46 GMT
See, I’ve got friends and everyone is cancelling on Monkeyturd and he’s sitting there going ‘huh? Wha? They all cancelled on me waaa’ LOL You appear to be talking to yourself. |
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