Some bloke wants to meet me tomorrow. I wish he’d cancel. He used to live next door and he asked me to meet him at the pub for a drink. He’s ok but he’s full of shit. He always gives me shitty stock tips which never turn out. I know not to listen to listen to him now. I’ve also caught him in lies. He reckons he’s the bloke who sold my house when it was first built but he got the year wrong by ten years.
Are you talking about Monkeys?
We live, so we are told, in a post-ideological society. We are addressed by social authority not as subjects who should do their duty, but subjects of pleasures: ‘Realize your true potential,’ ‘Be yourself,’ ‘Lead a satisfying life.’ When you put the glasses on, you see dictatorship in democracy.
I once went for a date with a chinese girl. After two drinks, I said this isn't going to work and I went home to take cocaine.
I was out with a girl once and she started to take cocaine.
Sometimes I wondering if I am as exciting as I think I am
I had a guy take me out once, and I told him thanks for the ride, but I'm meeting someone else.
We live, so we are told, in a post-ideological society. We are addressed by social authority not as subjects who should do their duty, but subjects of pleasures: ‘Realize your true potential,’ ‘Be yourself,’ ‘Lead a satisfying life.’ When you put the glasses on, you see dictatorship in democracy.
Then I'm off to the dive shop to get a prescription face mask. I tried contact lenses this week - that was a waste of time. The things dried out and stuck to my eyes - 30 minutes to get them out! Balls to that.
Try to find a place that can set you up with sample pairs of Johnson & Johnson TrueEye lenses. Very comfortable.
When your baby niece gauges red marks on your chest with her teeny tiny fingernails, and pulling your shoulders up to your ears hasn't helped...
Try to find a place that can set you up with sample pairs of Johnson & Johnson TrueEye lenses. Very comfortable.
Thanks, but I've already got my mask ordered. It's all I need really.
What if you want to take a pretty lady to the picture show and have the option of giving her the ol' kissy face without stabbing her in the cheekbone with your glasses frames?
When your baby niece gauges red marks on your chest with her teeny tiny fingernails, and pulling your shoulders up to your ears hasn't helped...
Thanks, but I've already got my mask ordered. It's all I need really.
What if you want to take a pretty lady to the picture show and have the option of giving her the ol' kissy face without stabbing her in the cheekbone with your glasses frames?
It is part of Monkey's technique.
He wears glasses so that the girls think coo, Monkey can read and write and they are all over him because they always fancy intellectuals
Thanks, but I've already got my mask ordered. It's all I need really.
What if you want to take a pretty lady to the picture show and have the option of giving her the ol' kissy face without stabbing her in the cheekbone with your glasses frames?
My eyesight isn't that bad! I only need them for small text, like a laptop screen.
What if you want to take a pretty lady to the picture show and have the option of giving her the ol' kissy face without stabbing her in the cheekbone with your glasses frames?
My eyesight isn't that bad! I only need them for small text, like a laptop screen.
But movies look so much better with lenses in and so do the leaves on trees in daylight, that one's a shockingly good treat.
This must be why sit in your director's chair, up by your big screen. Tsk, tsk.
What if you want to take a pretty lady to the picture show and have the option of giving her the ol' kissy face without stabbing her in the cheekbone with your glasses frames?
It is part of Monkey's technique.
He wears glasses so that the girls think coo, Monkey can read and write and they are all over him because they always fancy intellectuals
Reading and writing are bonus features in Englishmen? Ha! So you're secretly Huns, after all. Atilla, my leige.
When your baby niece gauges red marks on your chest with her teeny tiny fingernails, and pulling your shoulders up to your ears hasn't helped...
But movies look so much better with lenses in and so do the leaves on trees in daylight, that one's a shockingly good treat.
Yes, I know, I got a pair for TV distance and UHD films were INCREDIBLE. But...... my eyesight definitely got worse as a result so I stopped after a few films.
This must be why sit in your director's chair, up by your big screen. Tsk, tsk.
I don't sit up close like I'm spying through someone's keyhole! Maybe 12 feet away.
Do you wear the cool JFK era eyeglass frames or something more Harry Potter?
I'm not sure what the JFK stuff is but my regular laptop glasses are very thin metal frame ones which you can barely see but I also have some of these (but rarely wear them):
But movies look so much better with lenses in and so do the leaves on trees in daylight, that one's a shockingly good treat.
Yes, I know, I got a pair for TV distance and UHD films were INCREDIBLE. But...... my eyesight definitely got worse as a result so I stopped after a few films.
This must be why sit in your director's chair, up by your big screen. Tsk, tsk.
I don't sit up close like I'm spying through someone's keyhole! Maybe 12 feet away.
Do you wear the cool JFK era eyeglass frames or something more Harry Potter?
I'm not sure what the JFK stuff is but my regular laptop glasses are very thin metal frame ones which you can barely see but I also have some of these (but rarely wear them):
But movies look so much better with lenses in and so do the leaves on trees in daylight, that one's a shockingly good treat.
Yes, I know, I got a pair for TV distance and UHD films were INCREDIBLE. But...... my eyesight definitely got worse as a result so I stopped after a few films.
This must be why sit in your director's chair, up by your big screen. Tsk, tsk.
I don't sit up close like I'm spying through someone's keyhole! Maybe 12 feet away.
Do you wear the cool JFK era eyeglass frames or something more Harry Potter?
I'm not sure what the JFK stuff is but my regular laptop glasses are very thin metal frame ones which you can barely see but I also have some of these (but rarely wear them):
I've also experienced that negative effect with glasses, but not with contact lenses. There is a real mechanical causation: your eyeball recedes from eyeglass lenses that correct nearsightedness, and moves toward eyeglass lenses that correct farsightedness (think I got that right). So with regular eyeglass use, that can cause a change in the shape of the eyeball.
Hahaha, I don't either. But I sit only about 10 feet away from a pretty big flat screen TV, when I'm not wearing my lenses. 😌
Those are great frames. I was talkin bout the frames Kevin Costner wore as Jim Garrison in Oliver Stone's JFK. Best part of the movie. 😁 They come back into fashion every few years.