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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 6, 2024 0:58:42 GMT
When I was a kid I made up nonexistent countries with unusual forms of government—no, I don’t know why. These weren’t even fantasy or sci-fi countries; they could exist in the real world. Once, in fifth grade, I told my father about one. I told him it was called Tanasia. He said, Are you sure you don’t mean Tanzania? I told him it was an elected constitutional monarchy, with all the trappings of royalty given to a person elected like the U.S. president, but for life. (There was even a “Vice King.”) My father said, Why isn’t he just called the president, then? I told him that the space agency of this country was called the Space Administration of Tanasia, or SAT for short. He said, Isn’t that the college admissions test? Then he went back to reading his magazine, probably about coin collecting or the Adirondacks. I just saw a sign that advertised SAT tutoring, and I was transported back to the past and to the nonexistent Elected Monarchy of Tanasia. I wonder who won the latest election for king? If only I’d known about the doges of Venice when I was in fifth grade.
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 6, 2024 18:19:56 GMT
PAKISTANI VIGILANTE! F[L]O[R]B WARBLERS! (not)
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Post by Catman on Apr 8, 2024 0:56:44 GMT
"What is that thing? It's gone berserk!"
Seriously, if you don't know what it is, how can you know whether it's gone berserk?
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 8, 2024 13:11:46 GMT
While the Navy team finished with the top overall record, the Patriot League did not award the title of regular season champion to any team due to the unbalanced scheduling as a result of COVID-19.The Patriot League notes are below. As can be seen on page 5, no champion is listed.
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Post by Catman on Apr 9, 2024 15:49:30 GMT
Is having a nose spray for dry eyes really better than eye drops?
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 9, 2024 15:50:03 GMT
Words to live by, cont’d:— blogger “Non Angeli,” Sed Angli
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Post by Catman on Apr 9, 2024 15:50:17 GMT
Jake from State Farm is getting a bit chunky.
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 9, 2024 18:46:37 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 10, 2024 20:48:22 GMT
How to Make Bacon Ranch Raps
1. Get Some tortitos 2. Fri Some bacon 3. Find notcho chese 4. use Some ranch 5. Leatis 6. Put it together 7. Heat it up 8. Eat it 9. 6 min to heat up
ThanK you
PS leave out the leatis PSS put hot sauce in it to PPS if you wan’t leatis in it thats ok.
PPSS Make it at home
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Post by Catman on Apr 11, 2024 22:02:53 GMT
Calling Galaxy Railway Headquarters!
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Post by Catman on Apr 12, 2024 21:55:04 GMT
Eleven farkles in a row!
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 15, 2024 9:27:33 GMT
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Post by Catman on Apr 15, 2024 16:13:22 GMT
Did you ever wonder why Aloysius Snuffleupagus referred to Big Bird as Bird rather than by his full name like everyone else?
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 15, 2024 20:03:16 GMT
𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗝𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Apr 17, 2024 21:46:10 GMT
The ramblings of a madman:
What does anything have to do with graduation?
How is May 2024, a month, called the best year?
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