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Post by merh on Oct 7, 2024 19:47:45 GMT
Goddamned stupid spill fairy!
I work extra hard to make sure she doesn't get any of my starbucks
So I have an armful of stuff so I forget the cat water dish.....water everywhere. Grab a hand towel. Ha! Barely enough. So soup. Going into the microwave it spills. I swore for 10 minutes straight
Damned spill fairy. So of course she will try to get me again, right?
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 7, 2024 19:48:26 GMT
When your pizza delivery person forgets the ranch dressing
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Post by merh on Oct 8, 2024 19:40:22 GMT
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Post by thekindercarebear on Oct 13, 2024 18:35:26 GMT
we're back to the usual suspects. a guy drops off his PC Wednesday afternoon and says he NEEDS his computer for a project this weekend. i work late on Thursday to get it done. i call him Friday morning, "i'll be there before you close". i call him yesterday - no answer. i call today - no answer.
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Post by thekindercarebear on Oct 13, 2024 19:51:49 GMT
"I am 3 miles away. Be there in 20 minutes"
What is he on a bicycle?
🤨
Different customer from the one who didn't answer his phone earlier.
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Post by merh on Oct 13, 2024 20:22:37 GMT
"I am 3 miles away. Be there in 20 minutes" What is he on a bicycle? 🤨 Different customer from the one who didn't answer his phone earlier. Walking? At lunch?
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Post by merh on Oct 14, 2024 17:29:47 GMT
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Post by merh on Oct 17, 2024 0:17:15 GMT
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Post by Catman on Oct 17, 2024 0:22:44 GMT
You know you've watched the Godzilla films too many times when you recognize the film from the first few notes you hear played as the Toho logo pops up on the screen.
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 17, 2024 0:48:15 GMT
You didn't even mention how his pants fit?
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Post by Catman on Oct 18, 2024 12:05:29 GMT
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Post by thekindercarebear on Oct 20, 2024 19:24:42 GMT
we're back to the usual suspects. a guy drops off his PC Wednesday afternoon and says he NEEDS his computer for a project this weekend. i work late on Thursday to get it done. i call him Friday morning, "i'll be there before you close". i call him yesterday - no answer. i call today - no answer. Crickets.
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Post by merh on Oct 27, 2024 12:14:35 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 27, 2024 13:10:18 GMT
So you have to be a Progeria sufferer that's knocked up in order to qualify?
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Post by merh on Nov 8, 2024 20:22:57 GMT
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