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Post by bomtombadil on May 23, 2023 17:35:05 GMT
And Vegan sex is like using bacon as a contraceptive. (Just make sure it's double wrapped and not cooked first!)
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Post by gwyn on May 23, 2023 19:05:27 GMT
And Vegan sex is like using bacon as a contraceptive. (Just make sure it's double wrapped and not cooked first!) Well I'm glad I bumped this thread a week after it was over, if only for this joke. 🤢
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Post by gwyn on May 23, 2023 19:06:20 GMT
I was hoping for angry replies stating that sex is recreational and not to be taken seriously unless someone is trying to stop you from having sex.
I'd like to thank the higher powers for allowing me to make all those so many saving throws.
SO MANY SAVING THROWS !
That's all I have to say on this.
The kind that made babies??
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Post by gwyn on May 23, 2023 19:07:45 GMT
Suddenly Catman has a craving for vegan bacon. Turkey bacon tastes good. New spin on Pulp Fiction moment?
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Post by gwyn on May 23, 2023 19:08:35 GMT
Suddenly Catman has a craving for vegan bacon. Just try to not have fun eating it. That's a pig emoji. I THINK HE MEANT SEX. Whoops, caps lock.
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Post by Stammerhead on May 23, 2023 19:44:47 GMT
Just try to not have fun eating it. That's a pig emoji. I THINK HE MEANT SEX. Whoops, caps lock. I liked posting a peevish pig.
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Post by bomtombadil on May 23, 2023 19:51:05 GMT
And Vegan sex is like using bacon as a contraceptive. (Just make sure it's double wrapped and not cooked first!) Well I'm glad I bumped this thread a week after it was over, if only for this joke. 🤢 Admittedly, not my best joke lol.
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Post by thekindercarebear on May 24, 2023 1:39:56 GMT
I'd like to thank the higher powers for allowing me to make all those so many saving throws.
SO MANY SAVING THROWS !
That's all I have to say on this.
The kind that made babies?? the kind that certain parts of me wouldn't turn green and drip profusely...
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Post by gwyn on May 24, 2023 2:34:47 GMT
The kind that made babies?? the kind that certain parts of me wouldn't turn green and drip profusely... I never heard "saving throws". Still not sure I get it in this context. 😅 Is it a baseball analogy? Raincoat I get. Throw? Block and tackle maybe...
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Post by thekindercarebear on May 24, 2023 2:43:36 GMT
the kind that certain parts of me wouldn't turn green and drip profusely... I never heard "saving throws". Still not sure I get it in this context. 😅 Is it a baseball analogy? Raincoat I get. Throw? Block and tackle maybe... ah, a saving throw is a dungeons and dragons term. upon coming upon an 'event', a player would roll a 20 sized die (dice). the higher number the better. a high enough number would be termed "making the saving throw" and of course a low number would usually entail "failing the saving throw". a 20 is always a make, a 1 is always a fail. yeah, i am a nerd. :)
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Post by gwyn on May 24, 2023 2:49:40 GMT
I never heard "saving throws". Still not sure I get it in this context. 😅 Is it a baseball analogy? Raincoat I get. Throw? Block and tackle maybe... ah, a saving throw is a dungeons and dragons term. upon coming upon an 'event', a player would roll a 20 sized die (dice). the higher number the better. a high enough number would be termed "making the saving throw" and of course a low number would usually entail "failing the saving throw". a 20 is always a make, a 1 is always a fail. yeah, i am a nerd. :) No, just no. 50 lashes with a wet noodle for you. I know sports and I knew itweren't nuffin. Where is the analog tho? Condoms? No condoms but good luck? What is the dice rolling a metaphor for? You are the naughtiest dancing duck fish, ever! I felt super stupid for nuffin. 😓
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Post by thekindercarebear on May 24, 2023 2:54:21 GMT
ah, a saving throw is a dungeons and dragons term. upon coming upon an 'event', a player would roll a 20 sized die (dice). the higher number the better. a high enough number would be termed "making the saving throw" and of course a low number would usually entail "failing the saving throw". a 20 is always a make, a 1 is always a fail. yeah, i am a nerd. :) No, just no. 50 lashes with a wet noodle for you. I know sports and I knew itweren't nuffin. Where is the analog tho? Condoms? No condoms but good luck? What is the dice rolling a metaphor for? You are the naughtiest dancing duck fish, ever! I felt super stupid for nuffin. 😓 awww sorry lol so thanking the gods I made my saving throws means 1. not getting someone pregnant 2. not catching gonorrhea (or worse!) because 3. of all my years, i've only used a condom twice. that includes one night stands and such - so really, that's a lot of opportunities for something unfortunate to occur.
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Post by lunda2222 on Feb 28, 2024 19:18:14 GMT
You mean like Bacon Bits? Note the label artificial flavored bits. That's right Bacon bits are a vegan product.
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Post by Stammerhead on Feb 28, 2024 20:57:39 GMT
You mean like Bacon Bits? Note the label artificial flavored bits. That's right Bacon bits are a vegan product. And you can slip a condom over it.
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