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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 19:42:59 GMT
I was banging this chick in the ass, and she crapped all over me. What a Day!Always get them to poop first. |
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Post by Roxy on Aug 15, 2018 19:51:10 GMT
I was banging this chick in the ass, and she crapped all over me. What a Day!Always get them to poop first. Or have a big enough dick so that her cooch is a plenty tight enough fit for you. Just saying... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 19:58:11 GMT
Always get them to poop first. Or have a big enough dick so that her cooch is a plenty tight enough fit for you. Just saying... Tightness is not the appeal of anal. It used to be that she'd let you do something she wouldn't let anyone else do. Though these days, most women have had anal with their local butcher by the time they're 15. |
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Post by Roxy on Aug 15, 2018 22:00:22 GMT
Or have a big enough dick so that her cooch is a plenty tight enough fit for you. Just saying... Tightness is not the appeal of anal. Sure, sure. Then what's the appeal for you, at this point? You can pretend the girl is Monkeys? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 22:12:20 GMT
Tightness is not the appeal of anal. Sure, sure. Then what's the appeal for you, at this point? You can pretend the girl is Monkeys? Monkey's anus is so matted with dry excrement-encrusted hair that it simply cannot be penetrated. The appeal is the same (it's just lost some of the magic it used to have). Same problem with rimming. I used to see a girl's eyes light up because they'd clearly never had it done to them before but now it's... meh, my last five boyfriends all did that too. |
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Post by Roxy on Aug 15, 2018 22:27:33 GMT
Sure, sure. Then what's the appeal for you, at this point? You can pretend the girl is Monkeys? Monkey's anus is so matted with dry excrement-encrusted hair that it simply cannot be penetrated. Meh, in broad terms, he's a blond. Which is to say he's fair. He's not so hairy as you filthy, barbaric northerners (or whatever he would say at this juncture). You could ask your next hookup if she'd be so kind as to oblige you so that you'd be the first guy on a new front. Perhaps cajole her into shoving her big toe into your pee hole. New is exciting, right? |
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Post by Lilith on Aug 15, 2018 23:16:23 GMT
Or have a big enough dick so that her cooch is a plenty tight enough fit for you. Just saying... Tightness is not the appeal of anal. It used to be that she'd let you do something she wouldn't let anyone else do. Though these days, most women have had anal with their local butcher by the time they're 15. So what's the appeal of anal? Novelty, you say? Nope, not buying it, because lots of guys still yammer on and on about it. Seriously, there's no other reason to dig it. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 23:29:28 GMT
Tightness is not the appeal of anal. It used to be that she'd let you do something she wouldn't let anyone else do. Though these days, most women have had anal with their local butcher by the time they're 15. So what's the appeal of anal? Novelty, you say? Nope, not buying it, because lots of guys still yammer on and on about it. Seriously, there's no other reason to dig it. There's still some pleasure to be had in it (at both ends). If not, you're doing it wrong. |
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Post by Lilith on Aug 15, 2018 23:37:41 GMT
So what's the appeal of anal? Novelty, you say? Nope, not buying it, because lots of guys still yammer on and on about it. Seriously, there's no other reason to dig it. There's still some pleasure to be had in it (at both ends). If not, you're doing it wrong. I'm not talking about anal stimulation. I'm talking about anal sex vs. traditional sex. Why? Just,.....why? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 23:39:19 GMT
There's still some pleasure to be had in it (at both ends). If not, you're doing it wrong. I'm not talking about anal stimulation. I'm talking about anal sex vs. traditional sex. Why? Just,.....why? Didn't I just answer that? Pleasure. |
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Post by Roxy on Aug 16, 2018 5:00:52 GMT
The first rule of Hux's Tiny Penis Club is: You do not talk about Hux's Tiny Penis Club. The second rule of Hux's Tiny Penis Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT HUX'S TINY PENIS CLUB! Third rule of Hux's Tiny Penis Club: Someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the anal is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fuck.
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Post by Huntah Bogan on Aug 16, 2018 11:18:03 GMT
It's the funniest story really. When I was a kid in Houston I went to space camp at NASA. Very exciting time for a kid. We spent a few days there. Well on the last night me and a couple of friends snuck onto the space shuttle that was going to be launched the next day. We just played with the instruments and controls and stuff pretending we were spacemen. Anyways we fell asleep in the shuttle and no one knew we were on board. When we woke up....we were in space!! It's was awesome. Eventually the space dudes found us and we all have a huge laugh over it. Spent three days in space and got cool t shirts when we came back:)) That's an amazing story! Did you end up on the moon as well? Nah. Uranus. Its overrated. |
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