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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jun 7, 2023 6:12:45 GMT
Welcome to America. The year is 2024. The finest men in America don't run for President. They run for Presidential primary against Donald Trump. It’s a game nobody survives. This year might be the exception. Coming to an Election Poll near you Chris Christie is The Running Man.
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Post by jeffersoncody on Jun 7, 2023 6:27:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2023 6:50:43 GMT
Welcome to America. The year is 2024. The finest men in America don't run for President. They run for Presidential primary against Donald Trump. It’s a game nobody survives. This year might be the exception. Coming to an Election Poll near you Chris Christie is The Running Man. Clever. Christie has one mission: Keep Trump occupied because DeSantis can't keep up with him in a flame war. And MAGA will pile on Christie with every low-brow insult imaginable, but he's like the DC Lizard version of Lizzo, and has no fucks to give. His ideal Saturday is probably having the hooker hold his beer while she blows him AND he's shoving a stuffed-crust meat lovers in his mouth at the same time. You can't shame the shameless. I'll enjoy seeing someone give Trump his bullshit right back to him.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jun 7, 2023 6:57:02 GMT
Welcome to America. The year is 2024. The finest men in America don't run for President. They run for Presidential primary against Donald Trump. It’s a game nobody survives. This year might be the exception. Coming to an Election Poll near you Chris Christie is The Running Man. Clever. Christie has one mission: Keep Trump occupied because DeSantis can't keep up with him in a flame war. And MAGA will pile on Christie with every low-brow insult imaginable, but he's like the DC Lizard version of Lizzo, and has no fucks to give. His ideal Saturday is probably having the hooker hold his beer while she blows him AND he's shoving a stuffed-crust meat lovers in his mouth at the same time. You can't shame the shameless. I'll enjoy seeing someone give Trump his bullshit right back to him. For fat man, he runs pretty good.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Jun 7, 2023 7:01:27 GMT
Where's he running off to? Where and how no man's ever run before.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jun 7, 2023 7:05:13 GMT
Please change the thread title to, Chris'Christie is Rolling
Thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2023 7:09:38 GMT
Clever. Christie has one mission: Keep Trump occupied because DeSantis can't keep up with him in a flame war. And MAGA will pile on Christie with every low-brow insult imaginable, but he's like the DC Lizard version of Lizzo, and has no fucks to give. His ideal Saturday is probably having the hooker hold his beer while she blows him AND he's shoving a stuffed-crust meat lovers in his mouth at the same time. You can't shame the shameless. I'll enjoy seeing someone give Trump his bullshit right back to him. For fat man, he runs pretty good. People can surprise you. The most dangerous patients I encounter are usually 80-year-old dementia grandmothers that don't weigh more than 100 pounds, if that. The last time I got clocked in the face it was by someone who looked liked everyone's sweet grandma but hit like Apollo Creed. Oh that magic time when the sun goes down 🤣
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jun 7, 2023 7:09:40 GMT
Chris Christie may be as big as William Shatner is today, or perhaps even bigger. But I bet back in the day he could run as awesomely and tumble as nimbly as William Shatner back in the day. Why is that lady in red chasing Kirk? You have to ask? ALL the ladies wanted him but he does not want her because she is not his type. What is his type? Any girl that is not from earth.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jun 7, 2023 7:14:10 GMT
Chris Christie may be as big as William Shatner is today, or perhaps even bigger. But I bet back in the day he could run as awesomely and tumble as nimbly as William Shatner back in the day. Federation Directive 32: When in doubt, run like hell.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Jun 7, 2023 7:15:17 GMT
Please change the thread title to, Chris'Christie is Rolling Thank you. Or should it be trolling?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2023 7:20:09 GMT
Chris Christie may be as big as William Shatner is today, or perhaps even bigger. But I bet back in the day he could run as awesomely and tumble as nimbly as William Shatner back in the day. Why is that lady in red chasing Kirk? Who wouldn't? Shatner as Kirk was one of the all-time hotties. I always had a thing for Spock, though. It's intriguing that Vulcans have a mating season, it always made the logic over emotion and instinct thing seem duplicitous.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2023 7:39:11 GMT
I don’t t think he’s been physically capable of running for a long time. Must be on a similar healthy diet that Lizzo is on. Will he overtake her? Let's place some bets on this race lol
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Post by Eloi Muck on Jun 7, 2023 13:41:02 GMT
*Waddling* is more like it...
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Post by peachy on Jun 7, 2023 13:44:46 GMT
All the good ones (jokes) are taken.
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Post by dlancer on Jun 7, 2023 20:31:50 GMT
I'm no expert, but judging by the way Chris Christie moves, he could probably walk circles around Donald.
But yeah, definitely no running.
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