How are you celebrating Kwanzaa?

I watched Rush Hour on Saturday.

I watched Rush Hour 2 on Sunday.


Guess what I am going to watch today...

Ping pong trick with happy ending.

I have seen the ping pong trick once, in Bangkok.

No idea how they do it, just strange. Also, the razor blade trick. GODDAMN that makes you wince!

Then, two of the performers (male and female) came on stage and had sex. Nothing weird, just the two of them having sex. He got an erection on order, with 200 people looking at him. That was quite impressive.

Then, when they had finished, a man came on with a mop and bucket and mopped the stage before the next act.

Now that was weird. What kind of juice is he mopping up??

It's great for a visit.

My girlfriend at the time and I were sitting in a bar, there were a load of girls on the stage in bikinis doing various things. One attractive type in a minimal white bikini came over and said to me "Would you like to come upstairs?"

I said, "Uh no, I'm with someone," indicating my gf who was right next to me.

"I meant both of you," she replied.

That’s lame, Stash.

No, I'd rather go with a gf. I'm not interested in 'other stuff', if you know what I mean.

Black people?