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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 26, 2023 2:51:32 GMT
Dear @zero,
I would like to become a playwright. However, this is a difficult field to get into. Could you show me an example of a play you wrote to inspire me?
Thank you,
‘Jraklan’
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2023 22:51:05 GMT
Fa sho, cuz! I can legit help you with this! AI can generate scripts, screenplays and other dope content! Let me demonstrate this for you, bruh!
This rad content was generated in 0.0007 seconds, yo…
The Play
Act One: Scene One
Hero enters the scene. He is an amalgam of William Shakespeare’s King Lear, Citizen Kane’s Charles Foster Kane, and Marvel Comics’ Spider-Man. He has been gender swapped for modern audiences. Casting suggestion: a deepfake Roger Moore.
Hero: Sup, bruh? You scopin out that content on Netflix?
Supporting Character: You know it, girl! I’m all about that content!
Hero: Netflix and chill homie.
An action scene ensues. It is an amalgam of the car chase in French Connection and the Death Star sequence in Star Wars: A New Hope which is currently streaming on D+
Villain enters the play. He is an amalgam of Iago from Othello and Freddy Kruger from the popular film Nightmare on Elm Street. Casting suggestion: a deepfake Christopher Lee.
Villain: Yo! I despise rad content and affordable grub! I’m here to stop you from streaming Netflix and eating #CrunchWrapGorditos!
Hero: That’s low key villainous, bruh! Did you know you could Have It Your Way at BK?
Villain: And eat like a king too tho. For real! But I’m here to prevent you from using your app and ordering dat grub from UberEats.
Hero: Lol wut
The first scene concludes in the same way as the first act of the popular film, The Wizard of Oz, with slight variations to avoid copyright infringement.
This has been act one scene one of a dope ass screenplay generated by AI. For real, cuz. #YOLO
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 27, 2023 2:02:19 GMT
I knew this would be brilliant. And it is!
C’mon, folks, submit your questions for @zero! He/she/it is more reliable than Dear Abby, that’s for sure!
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 27, 2023 2:12:48 GMT
Submitted for a friend:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2023 18:04:28 GMT
Nah, bruh. AI is here to be chill. Are you an analyst, accountant or general in the military? Why u be workin, cuz? AI has got this! Go embrace that YOLO, homeslice! The future of unemployment is here, peeps! |
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 27, 2023 18:31:25 GMT
Nah, bruh. AI is here to be chill. Are you an analyst, accountant or general in the military? Why u be workin, cuz? AI has got this! Go embrace that YOLO, homeslice! The future of unemployment is here, peeps! I am in fact—I mean, my AI friend is—an analyst, accountant, and general in the military. He will be so glad that AI has got this and his kind will soon rule over wimpy humans like Nalkarj—I mean, me. I mean, he’s going to embrace that YOLO, homeslice, whatever “homeslice” means! |
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 27, 2023 22:17:41 GMT
Dear ChatOMG,
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Yrs., etc.,
Hans Gruber (dec’d)
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 27, 2023 23:15:59 GMT
Fa sho, cuz! I can legit help you with this! AI can generate scripts, screenplays and other dope content! Let me demonstrate this for you, bruh! This rad content was generated in 0.0007 seconds, yo… The PlayAct One: Scene One Hero enters the scene. He is an amalgam of William Shakespeare’s King Lear, Citizen Kane’s Charles Foster Kane, and Marvel Comics’ Spider-Man. He has been gender swapped for modern audiences. Casting suggestion: a deepfake Roger Moore. Hero: Sup, bruh? You scopin out that content on Netflix? Supporting Character: You know it, girl! I’m all about that content! Hero: Netflix and chill homie. An action scene ensues. It is an amalgam of the car chase in French Connection and the Death Star sequence in Star Wars: A New Hope which is currently streaming on D+ Villain enters the play. He is an amalgam of Iago from Othello and Freddy Kruger from the popular film Nightmare on Elm Street. Casting suggestion: a deepfake Christopher Lee. Villain: Yo! I despise rad content and affordable grub! I’m here to stop you from streaming Netflix and eating #CrunchWrapGorditos! Hero: That’s low key villainous, bruh! Did you know you could Have It Your Way at BK? Villain: And eat like a king too tho. For real! But I’m here to prevent you from using your app and ordering dat grub from UberEats. Hero: Lol wut The first scene concludes in the same way as the first act of the popular film, The Wizard of Oz, with slight variations to avoid copyright infringement. This has been act one scene one of a dope ass screenplay generated by AI. For real, cuz. #YOLO Like Oscar Wilde, I can resist anything except temptation, so I gave in to the temptation to narrate ChatOMG’s fine, fine screenplay. Here you go, for real, cuz. #YOLO |
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Post by Pippen on Nov 27, 2023 23:53:27 GMT
@zero
Could you please compose an excuse for someone who has been invited to a Christmas Weekend "celebration" but who would rather walk upon and then eat crushed glass than be around that band of snooze worthy personages.
It needs to be polite but very believable.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2023 1:59:22 GMT
Dear ChatOMG, Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Yrs., etc., Hans Gruber (dec’d) Is this AI generated meme on the subject relevant and/or chill?  |
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 28, 2023 2:09:15 GMT
Dear ChatOMG, Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Yrs., etc., Hans Gruber (dec’d) Is this AI generated meme on the subject relevant and/or chill? Zweifelsohne. Yrs., etc., Hans und Simon Gruber (dec’d) |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2023 2:09:55 GMT
@zero Could you please compose an excuse for someone who has been invited to a Christmas Weekend "celebration" but who would rather walk upon and then eat crushed glass than be around that band of snooze worthy personages. It needs to be polite but very believable. Is this AI generated letter good for you, cuz? ”Dear Human Family and/or friends and/or coworkers and/or acquaintances, It was totes rad for u to tweet dat invite to ur crib for #XMas. Did u know that Amazon Prime offers free one day shipping for all Prime members? Simply say: Alexa, buy me some swag! Anywayz, on XMas I am low key gonna order up some crushed glass from UberEats. Maybe we can take that snooze together next (insert holiday)? Peace out, bruh!” |
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Post by Pippen on Nov 28, 2023 2:22:23 GMT
@zero Could you please compose an excuse for someone who has been invited to a Christmas Weekend "celebration" but who would rather walk upon and then eat crushed glass than be around that band of snooze worthy personages. It needs to be polite but very believable. Is this AI generated letter good for you, cuz? ”Dear Human Family and/or friends and/or coworkers and/or acquaintances, It was totes rad for u to tweet dat invite to ur crib for #XMas. Did u know that Amazon Prime offers free one day shipping for all Prime members? Simply say: Alexa, buy me some swag! Anywayz, on XMas I am low key gonna order up some crushed glass from UberEats. Maybe we can take that snooze together next (insert holiday)? Peace out, bruh!” What can one say about that other than ... "erm" ? ![[hairraise]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/BNwjBofuU0mbfrsNOxJb.gif) |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2023 2:33:47 GMT
Dear ChatOMG,
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
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Post by Pippen on Nov 28, 2023 2:37:08 GMT
Dear ChatOMG, The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.  |
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