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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 23, 2023 20:38:45 GMT
I've always liked this one... 8-| Have you ever considered adding to your selection of emoticons? Sure but I can't be arsed to figure out how to do it.
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 23, 2023 20:43:56 GMT
Knob is bonk spelt backwards so perhaps she's flirting. There definitely was flirting. But we stopped a while ago as we realised it wasn't the best idea. One evening, we went for a drink after work, ended up staying the whole evening. I was sitting on a high stool and at one point she came round the table and stood next to me to show me a photo. She was definitely leaning into me so I put my arm around her waist. She let me. I moved my hand down onto her bum. She let me. I put my hand under her mini skirt and cupped her arse cheek. She let me. At the end of the night I helped straighten the collars of her coat as she put it on. I ran my hands from her shoulders onto her boobs and just looked into her eyes. She let me. She's only 23. Fuckin' hell! That’s what I told the police.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 23, 2023 20:46:36 GMT
I've always liked this one... Have you ever considered adding to your selection of emoticons? Sure but I can't be arsed to figure out how to do it. As a professional lazy fucker, I can completely understand.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 23, 2023 20:53:19 GMT
Sure but I can't be arsed to figure out how to do it. As a professional lazy fucker, I can completely understand. Well you're a bum then. I'm busy all day. People to see, things to do, important calls to take - I'm hot shit.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 23, 2023 21:45:42 GMT
As a professional lazy fucker, I can completely understand. Well you're a bum then. I'm busy all day. People to see, things to do, important calls to take - I'm hot shit. So I'm a bum and you're shit? Got it!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 23, 2023 21:46:45 GMT
Well you're a bum then. I'm busy all day. People to see, things to do, important calls to take - I'm hot shit. So I'm a bum and you're shit? Got it! Hot shit!
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 23, 2023 21:53:08 GMT
So I'm a bum and you're shit? Got it! Hot shit! Most shit is... at first.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 23, 2023 21:54:10 GMT
Most shit is... at first. Ewwww.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 23, 2023 22:10:38 GMT
Most shit is... at first. Ewwww. Has self-awareness just dawned?
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Dec 23, 2023 22:17:08 GMT
Knob is bonk spelt backwards so perhaps she's flirting. There definitely was flirting. But we stopped a while ago as we realised it wasn't the best idea. One evening, we went for a drink after work, ended up staying the whole evening. I was sitting on a high stool and at one point she came round the table and stood next to me to show me a photo. She was definitely leaning into me so I put my arm around her waist. She let me. I moved my hand down onto her bum. She let me. I put my hand under her mini skirt and cupped her arse cheek. She let me. At the end of the night I helped straighten the collars of her coat as she put it on. I ran my hands from her shoulders onto her boobs and just looked into her eyes. She let me. She's only 23. Fuckin' hell! And you wonder why she calls you a knob.
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