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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 14, 2024 18:11:00 GMT
New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy
"We wanted to update the story for a modern progressive audience." babylonbee.com
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Post by primethefirst on Jan 14, 2024 18:20:39 GMT
They didn't turn on Orwell at first because they found "Big Brother" to be a big evil white guy like the Kingpin. Now we know Big Brother is a bunch of nebbish cross dressers with tech worker army in Calcutta.
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Post by winterssuicide on Jan 14, 2024 18:34:44 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope?
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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 14, 2024 18:37:05 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope?
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Post by SixOfTheRichest on Jan 14, 2024 18:59:56 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope? It will involve fake Trannie bush.
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Post by mrellaguru on Jan 14, 2024 19:00:49 GMT
Much of the "big brother" stuff these days is bipartison or coming from the right, eg. state laws requiring that everyone upload ID to use porn sites or social media. Or it's big corporations mining and selling your data which has nothing to do with the left and everything to do with money.
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Post by winterssuicide on Jan 14, 2024 19:02:28 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope? It will involve fake Trannie bush. Bush implants.
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Post by SixOfTheRichest on Jan 14, 2024 19:02:55 GMT
Much of the "big brother" stuff these days is bipartison or coming from the right, eg. state laws requiring that everyone upload ID to use porn sites or social media. Or it's big corporations mining and selling your data which has nothing to do with the left and everything to do with money. Where left and right are concerned, it’s all to do with money. Neither side can be trusted.
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Post by merh on Jan 14, 2024 19:37:59 GMT
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Jan 14, 2024 22:10:55 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope? I don't remember much of the one John Hurt was in. Did Suzanna Hamilton show the goods?
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Post by winterssuicide on Jan 14, 2024 22:42:10 GMT
Will there still be a lot of bush in this adaptation, I hope? I don't remember much of the one John Hurt was in. Did Suzanna Hamilton show the goods? She sure did. She needed no fig leaf, let me tell you.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Jan 14, 2024 22:50:53 GMT
I don't remember much of the one John Hurt was in. Did Suzanna Hamilton show the goods? She sure did. She needed no fig leaf, let me tell you. I just googled it. You ain't kidding...
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Post by winstonwolfe on Jan 14, 2024 22:59:18 GMT
I'm sure oldsamvimes believes it'll happen eventually
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Post by winterssuicide on Jan 14, 2024 23:43:42 GMT
She sure did. She needed no fig leaf, let me tell you. I just googled it. You ain't kidding... J.T. Walsh in Slingblade would have picked her up, happily.
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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 15, 2024 2:01:54 GMT
It will involve fake Trannie bush. Bush implants.
Brought to you by the Merkin Corporation?
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