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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 18, 2024 22:01:42 GMT
^^ Gets it. I've never had a date who doesn't want to tug on that string by the end of the date. And what's hilarious is I catch them looking at the laces during the evening... Do you do the, "HEY! My eyes are up here!" shaming thing, or the raising a knowing eyebrow Spock thing? Neither! I say "I see you noticed my laces - do you like them?", while lifting my shirt and prominently showing them my gentleman's area. It's basically an invitation for me to say "look at my thing". Works every time - no joke. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 18, 2024 22:03:45 GMT
Bro like his heels. Top right would be my choice. I got the snake ones because I had a date with someone taller than me. Stupid cow didn't even show up. |
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Post by averagejoe2021 on Feb 18, 2024 22:06:52 GMT
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Post by Roxy on Feb 18, 2024 22:07:27 GMT
Who TF are you? Corey Feldman? You know in the movie Seven… wait I’ll find it. Dunno about the insane but apparently for Eurotrash the answer is No. |
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Post by OverQualifiedFktard on Feb 18, 2024 22:11:12 GMT
Who TF are you? Corey Feldman? LOLOLOLOL!!! |
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Post by DalekFred on Feb 18, 2024 22:16:57 GMT
wonder if anyone has come out with bras that lace up in the front? Depends how kinky you wanna be:
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Post by OverQualifiedFktard on Feb 18, 2024 22:20:32 GMT
wonder if anyone has come out with bras that lace up in the front? Depends how kinky you wanna be:
i like the red one! |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 18, 2024 22:27:34 GMT
wonder if anyone has come out with bras that lace up in the front? Depends how kinky you wanna be:
Wow - gimme! |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 18, 2024 22:31:01 GMT
To all of my badly-dressed friends - much love and goodnight.
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Post by drystyx on Feb 18, 2024 22:33:29 GMT
Wear whatever matches him with the tan shoes with the pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man oh man.
Oh, and a big panama with a purple hat band.
Be cool and wear something to match that, dig? Be there or be square.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2024 22:42:34 GMT
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Feb 19, 2024 7:59:08 GMT
Wear whatever matches him with the tan shoes with the pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man oh man. Oh, and a big panama with a purple hat band. Be cool and wear something to match that, dig? Be there or be square. I say, be there AND be square. |
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Feb 19, 2024 13:22:50 GMT
Since it is Presidents' Day, wear something in red, white, and blue. Your date will appreciate you being respectful to your American overlords. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 19, 2024 13:30:06 GMT
Since it is Presidents' Day, wear something in red, white, and blue. Your date will appreciate you being respectful to your American overlords. Again with the great jokes - how do you do it? You are a non-stop laugh riot, all the way from your fishing stories ("I caught a fish" - straight-up hilarious) to your movie thread commentary ("This movie is better than that one" - gold dust! Where does it come from??). |
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Feb 19, 2024 13:35:13 GMT
Since it is Presidents' Day, wear something in red, white, and blue. Your date will appreciate you being respectful to your American overlords. Again with the great jokes - how do you do it? You are a non-stop laugh riot, all the way from your fishing stories ("I caught a fish" - straight-up hilarious) to your movie thread commentary ("This movie is better than that one" - gold dust! Where does it come from??). We Americans are just blessed with a sense of humor. Maybe it comes from not having to live under the threat of being crushed under the boot of zee Germans at any moment. |
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