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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2019 18:12:15 GMT
You know, when you have a poo and your penis rubs on the front of the bowl.
Obviously, this is not an issue for men with small penises like Monkey.
I NEED TO KNOW!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 13, 2019 21:10:44 GMT
Does yours not hang down enough under its own weight?
Oh. Never mind.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 2:11:57 GMT
Does yours not hang down enough under its own weight? Oh. Never mind. No, it fucking floats. I have a floating penis. Idiot! |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 14, 2019 14:24:35 GMT
Does yours not hang down enough under its own weight? Oh. Never mind. No, it fucking floats. I have a floating penis. Idiot! If its floating while touching the bog seat, your toilet is overflowing. Dirty bastard! |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 21, 2019 12:43:32 GMT
I have solved your problem for you, due to my advanced knowledge of product design.
The solution to your problem is in the humble elastic band. Put an elastic band around your penis and pass it through your legs towards your back. With your left hand, reach behind you and hold the end of the elastic band. By pulling and releasing, you will be able to control the direction in which your penis is pointing, thereby eliminating toilet rub.
Case solved.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 14:22:20 GMT
I have solved your problem for you, due to my advanced knowledge of product design. The solution to your problem is in the humble elastic band. Put an elastic band around your penis and pass it through your legs towards your back. With your left hand, reach behind you and hold the end of the elastic band. By pulling and releasing, you will be able to control the direction in which your penis is pointing, thereby eliminating toilet rub. Case solved. You're right. I have updated the title to say solved. |
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Post by klandersen on Apr 5, 2023 1:28:36 GMT
Buy a horseshoe shaped seat for a public toilet.
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