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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 20:36:57 GMT
Started seeing a very nice person ("female", "person with vagina" - take your pick) (one of two that I've started seeing) (but that's a different story) (they know about each other before you get on high horses) and she requested it due to my rather prolific activity last summer. Anyway, here are the results:  Now listen. I don't got no 'tract'. So the 'flora' is from the wimmins. But it's just part of the natural thing so who cares. But anyway, I quite like this tract word. Next time I'm down there, instead of saying "you have a lovely pussy", I'm going with "you have a lovely tract". I think that sounds good. Fellas what do you think? Tract, right? |
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Post by scream on Mar 15, 2024 21:12:53 GMT
Started seeing a very nice person ("female", "person with vagina" - take your pick) (one of two that I've started seeing) (but that's a different story) (they know about each other before you get on high horses) and she requested it due to my rather prolific activity last summer. Anyway, here are the results: Now listen. I don't got no 'tract'. So the 'flora' is from the wimmins. But it's just part of the natural thing so who cares. But anyway, I quite like this tract word. Next time I'm down there, instead of saying "you have a lovely pussy", I'm going with "you have a lovely tract". I think that sounds good. Fellas what do you think? Tract, right? Just a word of caution... HIV can remain undetected by the Elisa antibody test for at least 6 months, so take precautions and get tested again in another 6 months. And if negative, good, but then remain monogamous. A Western Blot antigen test can detect it sooner, but they usually reserve that for validating a positive Elisa test.
No judgement involved, just medical facts. A family member of mine died of AIDS. Trust me, you don't want to go there. And has she been tested? |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:15:06 GMT
Just a word of caution... HIV can remain undetected by the Elisa antibody test for at least 6 months, so take precautions and get tested again in another 6 months. And if negative, good, but then remain monogamous. A Western Blot antigen test can detect it sooner, but they usually reserve that for validating a positive Elisa test.
No judgement involved, just medical facts. A family member of mine died of AIDS. Trust me, you don't want to go there. And has she been tested? Monogamous? Are you nuts? I'm busy ploughing my way through half of West London. |
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Post by scream on Mar 15, 2024 21:20:41 GMT
Just a word of caution... HIV can remain undetected by the Elisa antibody test for at least 6 months, so take precautions and get tested again in another 6 months. And if negative, good, but then remain monogamous. A Western Blot antigen test can detect it sooner, but they usually reserve that for validating a positive Elisa test.
No judgement involved, just medical facts. A family member of mine died of AIDS. Trust me, you don't want to go there. And has she been tested? Monogamous? Are you nuts? I'm busy ploughing my way through half of West London. Then cover up, mister. You could turn into another Patient Zero. Multiple partners is high risk behavior, as is IV drug use in either partner. Yes, it is transmitted that way, too. I grew up during the 'free love' era in the USA, but the party ended back in the 80s and 90s. An ounce of prevention, when there is no cure, is the smart thing to do. Edit: My family member acquired it heterosexually from a female partner who was an IV drug user. Don't take chances. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:26:19 GMT
Monogamous? Are you nuts? I'm busy ploughing my way through half of West London. Then cover up, mister. You could turn into another Patient Zero. Multiple partners is high risk behavior, as is IV drug use in either partner. Yes, it is transmitted that way, too. I grew up during the 'free love' era in the USA, but the party ended back in the 80s and 90s. An ounce of prevention, when there is no cure, is the smart thing to do. Wise words. Just for the record, I don't do any drugs these days and never did injected stuff. I used to do a lot of pills 20 years ago, but that was 20 years ago. |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Mar 15, 2024 21:26:21 GMT
Drink more cranberry juice.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:26:45 GMT
Drink more cranberry juice. Okay. That's part of a cosmo - does that count? |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Mar 15, 2024 21:27:15 GMT
Drink more cranberry juice. Okay. Put a little vodka in it. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:27:48 GMT
Put a little vodka in it. You are heading for a cosmo! |
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Post by scream on Mar 15, 2024 21:28:34 GMT
Then cover up, mister. You could turn into another Patient Zero. Multiple partners is high risk behavior, as is IV drug use in either partner. Yes, it is transmitted that way, too. I grew up during the 'free love' era in the USA, but the party ended back in the 80s and 90s. An ounce of prevention, when there is no cure, is the smart thing to do. Wise words. Just for the record, I don't do any drugs these days and never did injected stuff. I used to do a lot of pills 20 years ago, but that was 20 years ago. See my edit above. You don't know about your partners' histories; they might be positive but not yet symptomatic. |
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Post by Hnefahogg on Mar 15, 2024 21:32:16 GMT
There are bisexual men who sleep around with both men and women. So that means you can get HIV (and STDs obviously) from having unprotected sex with Tinder dates.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:32:53 GMT
Wise words. Just for the record, I don't do any drugs these days and never did injected stuff. I used to do a lot of pills 20 years ago, but that was 20 years ago. See my edit above. You don't know about your partners' histories; they might be positive but not yet symptomatic. Sure. The women I date are in their 20s and most people in their 20s have had only two or three partners. Plus I can spot a scrubber and steer clear. (Currently got Hanson Mmmmbop on.) |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:33:51 GMT
There are bisexual men who sleep around with both men and women. So that means you can get HIV and STDs from having unprotected sex with Tinder dates. Eww I don't do Tinder. |
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Post by mikemonger on Mar 15, 2024 21:34:44 GMT
Started seeing a very nice person ("female", "person with vagina" - take your pick) (one of two that I've started seeing) (but that's a different story) (they know about each other before you get on high horses) and she requested it due to my rather prolific activity last summer. Anyway, here are the results: Now listen. I don't got no 'tract'. So the 'flora' is from the wimmins. But it's just part of the natural thing so who cares. But anyway, I quite like this tract word. Next time I'm down there, instead of saying "you have a lovely pussy", I'm going with "you have a lovely tract". I think that sounds good. Fellas what do you think? Tract, right? You need to change your screen name to Johnny Vaginalis. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 15, 2024 21:36:34 GMT
You need to change your screen name to Johnny Vaginalis. What did you just say?  |
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