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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 26, 2024 21:05:39 GMT
I'm not allowed to have sex for a week and then I have to ejaculate twenty times to clear out any residual sperm.
Any volunteers...?
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Post by CheetahCandy (kitty katty) on Mar 26, 2024 21:54:21 GMT
You had what done?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 26, 2024 22:14:38 GMT
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Post by uncreative on Mar 26, 2024 22:34:24 GMT
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 26, 2024 22:38:28 GMT
You want me to wear a dress? Is that what you want?
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Post by uncreative on Mar 26, 2024 22:41:15 GMT
You want me to wear a dress? Is that what you want? It's the 21st century. You're allowed to wear regular pants now.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 26, 2024 22:48:14 GMT
You want me to wear a dress? Is that what you want? It's the 21st century. You're allowed to wear regular pants now. Excuse me, I wear trousers, not pants.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Mar 27, 2024 1:14:46 GMT
He’s no longer out to stud.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Mar 27, 2024 4:13:06 GMT
You want me to wear a dress? Is that what you want? YES!!!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 27, 2024 9:20:47 GMT
He’s no longer out to stud. Was getting too risky. Don't want no little monkeys running around.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Mar 28, 2024 3:24:21 GMT
He’s no longer out to stud. Was getting to risky. Don't want no little monkeys running around. Aww, that's so cute.
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Post by papamihel on Mar 28, 2024 6:23:31 GMT
Did you freeze some?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 28, 2024 6:38:20 GMT
Shit. No. Just had my first wank, though. Junk still works.
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Post by papamihel on Mar 28, 2024 7:11:44 GMT
Shit. No. Just had my first wank, though. Junk still works. Seriously, man, I don't know what you are thinking. The future generations would be deprived of great Flying Monkeyness.
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Post by bomtombadil on Mar 28, 2024 13:42:49 GMT
He’s no longer out to stud. Was getting too risky. Don't want no little monkeys running around. Well it's a good thing we have all those new medications now so that you don't really have to worry about this either:
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