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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2019 21:47:17 GMT
As the opposite sex.
What would be the first thing that you'd do?
I need to know.
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Post by Harold of Whoa on Feb 2, 2019 1:39:33 GMT
Immediately locate and join the gym with the hottest female clientele and hit the showers. I would also make sure to bring some historical documentation showing me to have been a male before and scream discrimination .03 seconds after anyone says a single word to me about gawking, taking photos, or soaping up the gash a little too thoroughly.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 9:54:01 GMT
Wonder how it happened.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 13:46:57 GMT
And the second thing you'd do?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 13:56:26 GMT
And the second thing you'd do? Wonder how long it was going to last.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 13:58:14 GMT
And the second thing you'd do? Wonder how long it was going to last. And the third?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 14:01:59 GMT
Wonder how long it was going to last. And the third? Think about what it meant for my day/week/life.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 14:14:40 GMT
Think about what it meant for my day/week/life. Oh, for fuck's sake. When would you start fingering yourself? Spit it out!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 14:18:32 GMT
Oh, for fuck's sake. When would you start fingering yourself? Spit it out! Am I a man in a woman's body, or am I fully female (brain included)?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 14:19:42 GMT
Oh, for fuck's sake. When would you start fingering yourself? Spit it out! Am I a man in a woman's body, or am I fully female (brain included)? What's the difference? Try both.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 14:32:36 GMT
What's the difference? Try both. Quite a difference. If I am a man in a woman's body, after all of the noodling here and there, I would go round to all female friends and acquaintances and try it on. If I am fully female, I'd want some cock.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 22:51:55 GMT
I'd squat over a mirror then do a massive poo.
Then I'd shove a cucumber up my butter snatch.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 2, 2019 23:30:14 GMT
I'd squat over a mirror then do a massive poo. When I was 20-something, I had the misfortune of working with yet more northern people. In this particular case, in a power station in Yaaark-sha. The employees were vestigial types. Knuckleheads with half an inch of brain. Anyway, I was working with this person (late 40s probably) and he told me that his favourite fantasy was to get under their glass table and his missus to get onto the glass table and crouch down and let a shit come slowly out of her arsehole and curl up on the table while he was having a wank.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2019 0:33:42 GMT
I'd squat over a mirror then do a massive poo. When I was 20-something, I had the misfortune of working with yet more northern people. In this particular case, in a power station in Yaaark-sha. The employees were vestigial types. Knuckleheads with half an inch of brain. Anyway, I was working with this person (late 40s probably) and he told me that his favourite fantasy was to get under their glass table and his missus to get onto the glass table and crouch down and let a shit come slowly out of her arsehole and curl up on the table while he was having a wank. Dear reader, I married him.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 3, 2019 1:10:52 GMT
When I was 20-something, I had the misfortune of working with yet more northern people. In this particular case, in a power station in Yaaark-sha. The employees were vestigial types. Knuckleheads with half an inch of brain. Anyway, I was working with this person (late 40s probably) and he told me that his favourite fantasy was to get under their glass table and his missus to get onto the glass table and crouch down and let a shit come slowly out of her arsehole and curl up on the table while he was having a wank. Dear reader, I married him. In the north, this is normal.
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