If you find Miley Cyrus attractive, you aren’t hetero

Fair enough Carl, but this girl has a serious work ethic, she gives good value for money, and works hard. She's both full of shit and surprisingly honest and down to earth. 
A few years ago she had worked out that drugs and alcohol, while nice, were really bad for you and your career longevity. Wise. Then she tries weed and it really hits the spot. Fuck, she became like such a passionate and sincere promoter of weed and what a wonderful thing it was. She wrote a song or two about it and really got into the whole thing. She was passionate about how much she loved it and how good it made her feel etc etc. But I noticed after a while she didn't seem to be punting it or talking about her personal use and what not anymore. But she was still clearly pro cannabis.
A while back, I see an interview with her, the interviewer asks if she's still enjoying her weed so much. Her face drops, "oh my, I had to give up smoking it, something I loved so much". Why Miley? Because every evening when I got high I raided the fridge and ate everything I could lay my hands on, and started putting on weight so I had to stop smoking weed".
She does bring up a point; damn, good food tastes so seriously delicious when you've smoked really good weed, every mouthful is an exquisite experience, every nuance, every texture, every ounce of the flavour and aroma of the food explodes on your taste buds  in your mouth in a truly electric sensory experience. When I'm finished something that was truly lovely, I sometimes just put my head back, close my my eyes and re-live the pleasure; often muttering something like "oh my fucking God, that was wonderful" out aloud. Next, I moan slightly with (gastronomic) pleasure. I usually light a cigarette and smoke it casually and coolly - like Allen Ladd in The Blue Dahlia, as if bathing in the afterglow of lovemaking.       
Can a good meal do that for you Carl? 
But I have digressed - no doubt due to the huge fucking joint I just smoked, Miley Cyrus is a good egg, don't judge a book by its cover. She's a ballsy little chick.  That's all I really wanted to say.

I'm going to bed now Power Ranger, and you must be exhausted from pulling Harry's strings. Get some sleep.Good night, sleep tight. At least when you are sleeping we know Harry isn't going to be around.

If you ever watch the film MAGIC - with Anthony Hopkins, you will see your future play out Power Ranger. 

Wrong.

The movie in question is London Fields and its not a porn movie.

"Their nefarious moves included illegally adding pornographic scenes with a body double resembling Amber Heard and a striptease scene with the same body double — deceitful moves expressly barred by her contract."

thewest.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/jealous-johnny-depp-blamed-in-amber-heards-pornographic-movie-row-ng-b88487682z

That bitch got her start in porn. Like the rest of those bitches.