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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:13:24 GMT
What is the square root of Tennessee? Your face. What?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:13:48 GMT
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Post by mr_self on Apr 26, 2024 21:13:49 GMT
How did you get that scar?
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Post by geddy on Apr 26, 2024 21:14:42 GMT
Will England finally win the Euros this year?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:14:58 GMT
I am not familiar with that magazine. Got any other magazines you can talk to me about?
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Post by jeffersoncody on Apr 26, 2024 21:15:29 GMT
How many times have you masturbated today? Just once for me so far. Got bored at home during my lunch hour and said, “Hey, let’s look at some lesbos making out.” Slacker, I bet Monkeys will beat you by about five times. Meanwhile, it seems Monkey is so drunk he has passed out and forgotten he started this thread! Oh wait, he's back.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:16:52 GMT
He’s probably meeting those two broads tonight so why not save his ammo for then? Nope. I'm on a quiet night in tonight. Sadly, I'm sitting here talking to you lot.
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Post by jeffersoncody on Apr 26, 2024 21:17:09 GMT
How many times have you masturbated today? Zero. You really must be drunk!
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Post by kiwi on Apr 26, 2024 21:17:42 GMT
Is the next round on you?
I'll have a gin martini, straight up, olives.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:20:17 GMT
Just once for me so far. Got bored at home during my lunch hour and said, “Hey, let’s look at some lesbos making out.” Slacker, I bet Monkeys will beat you by about five times. Meanwhile, it seems Monkey is so drunk he has passed out and forgotten he started this thread! Oh wait, he's back. Listen sunshine. We went to Claridge's. The second one couldn't make it - grrrr - but it was a nice evening and day after in the spa and pool.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 26, 2024 21:21:24 GMT
Is the next round on you? I'll have a gin martini, straight up, olives. Fuck yeah!
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Apr 26, 2024 21:21:56 GMT
I am not familiar with that magazine. Got any other magazines you can talk to me about? Do you read Tranny Bangers? I don’t either, but hugsfromlv426 recommends it.
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Apr 26, 2024 21:23:51 GMT
Have you had a colonoscopy?
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Apr 26, 2024 21:24:20 GMT
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
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Post by jeffersoncody on Apr 26, 2024 21:24:30 GMT
Slacker, I bet Monkeys will beat you by about five times. Meanwhile, it seems Monkey is so drunk he has passed out and forgotten he started this thread! Oh wait, he's back. Listen sunshine. We went to Claridge's. The second one couldn't make it - grrrr - but it was a nice evening and day after in the spa and pool. So what you are saying you had sex, and when to the spa with the same person, but instead of now basking in the afterglow you are drunk posting on the internet?
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