Harry Skywalker , obviously. You can't go around haphazardly destroying, indiscriminately obliterating, and terminating with extreme prejudice without picking up a few measly reports along the way.
Dear Mr Self, I have a huge dilemma and if I could share it with you, in the hope you - as a senior, learned and much respected veteran member of this board, and quite possibly the interweb in general, could offer a wise reply or a sage suggestion on how to deal with it, I would be grateful?
My dilemma is not laden with portent or particularly personal in nature, so fear not to be frank and candid in your reply.
It's after 1am in my little part of South Africa and a tired yours truly's nighttime dose of pain meds are starting to wear off. It was the one-year anniversary of my late partner's passing today - I have only just put out the candle which burned since yesterday morning. So taking myself to bed and sleeping for a few hours would be a fine, functional idea and a worthwhile move in my ongoing battle with my health.
Tomorrow is planned to the T and includes a visit to the Cannabis & Coffee Club for tea, cake, and some very special lollipops and, in the afternoon. at 4.30pm, South Africa take on The Netherlands in this years T20 World Cup in a match being played in New York. I also have to make an important phone call to a very special 96-year-old friend at 10.30am.
BUT, I strongly suspect this thread could turn out to be a fucking corker, and I don't want to miss the action - as in You Snooze You Lose.
So my questions are, Mr Self, do I stay, or do I go?
Mr Self, in your learned, wise and experienced opinion, is this thread going to turn out to be a suspenseful, action and recrimination filled classic humdinger fueled hayride to hell style thread where bullets and bitchery fly like sweat from a runner's body mid marathon, and where folk rage on until dawn, or is it going to be a damp squib because all the snowflakes who have been religiously reporting everyone they hate and whom the liberal - and I don't mean in the political sense, likeable, kind, thoughtful and wise Admin here, won't ban because they want him to, will be too embarrassed to comment?
I need your advice mr self; do I stay and risk my health and my morrow's joy, or do I go and risk missing the IMDB1 catfight of the century? I mean, with my my luck, I wake up and return to the board tomorrow and the show is over and the only users on the board are , LOL, an exhausted dracuia and a punch drunk gumby engaged in a relentless game of ever increasingly boring semantics?
What if I miss a self deletion or two?
I would so appreciate your advice and help mr self, and hope you would eschew political correctness or peer pressure in giving it?
Yours sincerely, jeffersoncody.