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Post by yggdrasil on May 19, 2019 11:34:10 GMT
No rowing or croquet games on the telly for you? Have you considered a move to America? they like funny sports I like sports where the players don't lie, spit or cry. You know - sportsmanship. Something that escapes the football crowd. Give me skiing, cycling or squash any day. Skiing isn't a sport, it's just controlled falling. every cyclist on Gods Earth is an unmitigated cunt and squash is for middle aged accountants. Only football matters, although I prefer lower level football as cheating and cry babyism is a problem I would agree at Premier League level. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 11:50:59 GMT
Skiing isn't a sport, it's just controlled falling. every cyclist on Gods Earth is an unmitigated cunt and squash is for middle aged accountants. Only football matters, although I prefer lower level football as cheating and cry babyism is a problem I would agree at Premier League level. Football isn't a sport, it's just controlled moving. Squash is the greatest game known to man for skill and fitness. |
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Post by yggdrasil on May 19, 2019 12:09:38 GMT
Skiing isn't a sport, it's just controlled falling. every cyclist on Gods Earth is an unmitigated cunt and squash is for middle aged accountants. Only football matters, although I prefer lower level football as cheating and cry babyism is a problem I would agree at Premier League level. Football isn't a sport, it's just controlled moving. Squash is the greatest game known to man for skill and fitness. Middle management types called nigel meet and discuss business deals over a game of squash, not a sport. All players have moustaches too. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 12:26:18 GMT
Middle management types called nigel meet and discuss business deals over a game of squash, not a sport. All players have moustaches too. I'm beginning to think you have a secret fetish for people called nigel. Squash involves physical activity, skill and competitiveness, therefore a sport. No rolling around crying involved, therefore not a Premier League 'sport'. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2019 13:10:59 GMT
No rowing or croquet games on the telly for you? Have you considered a move to America? they like funny sports "Give me skiing, cycling or squash any day." Said the young man as he waited, breathlessly, for his boyfriend to penetrate. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 13:18:55 GMT
Said the young man as he waited, breathlessly, for his boyfriend to penetrate. You think hurtling down a steep hill at 50mph is gay? You've never been skiing, have you? |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2019 13:37:58 GMT
Said the young man as he waited, breathlessly, for his boyfriend to penetrate. You think hurtling down a steep hill at 50mph is gay? Asked Larry as he oiled up his hard pulsating member. Said Julian "Oh shut up and kiss me," said Larry taking Julian in his arms. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 13:40:56 GMT
You think hurtling down a steep hill at 50mph is gay? Asked Larry as he oiled up his hard pulsating member. Said Julian "Oh shut up and kiss me," said Larry taking Julian in his arms. Obviously you haven't. Probably too expensive for you. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2019 15:01:55 GMT
Asked Larry as he oiled up his hard pulsating member. Said Julian "Oh shut up and kiss me," said Larry taking Julian in his arms. Obviously you haven't. said Tarquin as he waltzed in wearing nothing but assless chaps. replied Julian as he slowly began fingering Larry. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 15:57:19 GMT
said Tarquin as he waltzed in wearing nothing but assless chaps. replied Julian as he slowly began fingering Larry. The only fingering around here is you and your arsehole every time you reply to me. Anyway, so I am right. Skiing is too expensive for you. Maybe if Gregg's started up skiing holidays in Scunny, you might be able to afford it. |
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Post by yggdrasil on May 19, 2019 16:55:19 GMT
Said the young man as he waited, breathlessly, for his boyfriend to penetrate. You think hurtling down a steep hill at 50mph is gay? You've never been skiing, have you? Was always seen as a bit poncy around my way. Didn't have too many folk in bermondsey jetting off to Klosters for pimms and skiing over the winter hols with mummy and daddy. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 17:41:54 GMT
Was always seen as a bit poncy around my way. Didn't have too many folk in bermondsey jetting off to Klosters for pimms and skiing over the winter hols with mummy and daddy. Yeah, a bit poncy. Tell you what, you put on some skis, go down a slope at 50 and see how poncy you think it is. Try a few falls while you're at it. Going over and over smashing yourself into the hard snow is really 'poncy'. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2019 17:47:00 GMT
said Tarquin as he waltzed in wearing nothing but assless chaps. replied Julian as he slowly began fingering Larry. The only fingering around here is you and your arsehole every time you reply to me. screamed Julian hysterically. said Larry, as Julian oiled up their sex dwarf, Carl |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on May 19, 2019 17:57:16 GMT
The only fingering around here is you and your arsehole every time you reply to me. screamed Julian hysterically. said Larry, as Julian oiled up their sex dwarf, Carl The only fingering around here is you and your arsehole every time you reply to me. Anyway, so I am right. Skiing is too expensive for you. Maybe if Gregg's started up skiing holidays in Scunny, you might be able to afford it. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2019 18:13:54 GMT
screamed Julian hysterically. said Larry, as Julian oiled up their sex dwarf, Carl The only fingering around here is you and your arsehole every time you reply to me. said Larry as the butt plug began to vibrate deliciously. he moaned as Larry pushed deeper inside him. |
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