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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 1:10:29 GMT
Alfred the GreatBitch slapped the Vikings. Promoted English over Latin. Created a great navy. Invented buns. 
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Oct 29, 2019 9:23:27 GMT
Henry VIII for killing the catholic church in England and building the naval foundations for Britannia to rule waves.
And maybe shagging his way to syphilis.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 13:26:25 GMT
Henry VIII for killing the catholic church in England and building the naval foundations for Britannia to rule waves. And maybe shagging his way to syphilis. Is he called Henry the VIII the Great? No, he isn't. Idiot. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Oct 29, 2019 13:48:57 GMT
Henry VIII for killing the catholic church in England and building the naval foundations for Britannia to rule waves. And maybe shagging his way to syphilis. Is he called Henry the VIII the Great? No, he isn't. Idiot. Oh right, just another waste of time thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 14:05:46 GMT
Is he called Henry the VIII the Great? No, he isn't. Idiot. Oh right, just another waste of time thread. He was a nutcase and lady killer. Spent all day eating pies. And it's not as if he broke with Catholicism for noble reasons. He just wanted more pie. |
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Post by ayatollah on Oct 29, 2019 16:44:11 GMT
I say Alfred, because imo if it were not for him and his victory at Eddington we'd be speaking to one another in something like Icelandic right now.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 3, 2019 12:33:45 GMT
He was a nutcase and lady killer. Spent all day eating pies. And it's not as if he broke with Catholicism for noble reasons. He just wanted more pie. Fair point, but he still did what he did. Don't forget the point about the navy. That paved the way for the British Empire to rule the world for 300 years. Not sure Alfred had that level of significance. |
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Post by yggdrasil on Nov 4, 2019 10:56:51 GMT
King Boris the 1st.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 4, 2019 10:59:07 GMT
Certainly better than King Corbyn the Cnut. |
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Post by yggdrasil on Nov 4, 2019 11:41:54 GMT
Certainly better than King Corbyn the Cnut. In another age, Boris would already be in the Tower. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 4, 2019 11:46:12 GMT
In another age, Boris would already be in the Tower. Used to be fields all round here. |
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Post by Huntah Bogan on Nov 17, 2019 11:23:11 GMT
King Arthur.
And he has returned.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 17, 2019 11:46:03 GMT
King Arthur. And he has returned. You would be our greatest king. You would be Pakistani The First. |
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Post by Huntah Bogan on Nov 17, 2019 16:24:13 GMT
King Arthur. And he has returned. You would be our greatest king. You would be Pakistani The First. Thank you but I would love to serve under my birth name: Apunpundurkamollahmolluhbarackajihad. I have fond childhood memories with that name. But I will not be King. Everyone knows it is you who will take over UK in 2021 and I can't wait! |
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