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Post by Harold of Whoa on Apr 21, 2018 1:16:58 GMT
...AGAIN!! Those of you who thought I would never amount to anything and that I crave affirmation from officious island in-breds can
SUCK IT!!!
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Post by Jam Jar on Apr 21, 2018 1:35:36 GMT
Meh, who isn't?
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Post by Lilith on Apr 21, 2018 13:54:53 GMT
Hmm....I think something changed recently?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 15:08:21 GMT
Apparently, I'm a Lord Master now.
I think Monkey might be drunk again.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 16:38:51 GMT
I am now a gimp.
Monkey has clearly moved on to spirits.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 21, 2018 16:52:55 GMT
I am now a gimp. Monkey has clearly moved on to spirits. Not at all. Just finishing off some work (boring admin stuff), then off to the shop to get a few things for this evening, then shower, then watching the end of The Two Towers which I watched last night but was getting a bit tired by the end (it was 1am or something). Then Harry Hill, Britain Got Talent, Paddy and Keith Show (that's funny), then whatever. What a boring fart I am these days. I used to go out on hot dates to Soho cocktail bars and bring 'em home for a steamy romp through all positions known to man. Now I watch TV. It's for a good cause though, I am saving all my dough to buy a place and Soho nights out seriously dent that. £6.50 for a bottle of beer last place I went! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 17:10:22 GMT
I am now a gimp. Monkey has clearly moved on to spirits. Not at all. Just finishing off some work (boring admin stuff), then off to the shop to get a few things for this evening, then shower, then watching the end of The Two Towers which I watched last night but was getting a bit tired by the end (it was 1am or something). Then Harry Hill, Britain Got Talent, Paddy and Keith Show (that's funny), then whatever. What a boring fart I am these days. I used to go out on hot dates to Soho cocktail bars and bring 'em home for a steamy romp through all positions known to man. Now I watch TV. It's for a good cause though, I am saving all my dough to buy a place and Soho nights out seriously dent that. £6.50 for a bottle of beer last place I went! Soho was So shit when we went. Got ripped off looking for a prostitute. She took my money, asked me to follow her, posted the money in a house letter box then took me back to where I met her. Then she was like... why are you following me. And we went to strip club where you had to pay £6 for a bottle of beer. By the way, we should have official rankings and how many posts needed in the FAQ. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 21, 2018 17:42:35 GMT
Soho was So shit when we went. Got ripped off looking for a prostitute. She took my money, asked me to follow her, posted the money in a house letter box then took me back to where I met her. Then she was like... why are you following me. And we went to strip club where you had to pay £6 for a bottle of beer. By the way, we should have official rankings and how many posts needed in the FAQ. I don't get involved in that sort of stuff, just cocktail bars and restaurants for me, and love it. Your bad experience is not a reflection on the place, just your bad luck. Was the strip club Sunset Strip? That's quite a good one. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 17:54:15 GMT
Soho was So shit when we went. Got ripped off looking for a prostitute. She took my money, asked me to follow her, posted the money in a house letter box then took me back to where I met her. Then she was like... why are you following me. And we went to strip club where you had to pay £6 for a bottle of beer. By the way, we should have official rankings and how many posts needed in the FAQ. I don't get involved in that sort of stuff, just cocktail bars and restaurants for me, and love it. Your bad experience is not a reflection on the place, just your bad luck. Was the strip club Sunset Strip? That's quite a good one. I wanted a Soho experience. Got a Thai massage with the obligatory happy ending (stuck her finger up my arse) and I eventually found a nice Irish hooker. Afterwards, I went outside for a fag and saw Nick Grimshaw with Sadie Frost. I always see celebrities when I go to London. Saw Suggs once too. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 21, 2018 18:45:40 GMT
I wanted a Soho experience. Got a Thai massage with the obligatory happy ending (stuck her finger up my arse) and I eventually found a nice Irish hooker. Afterwards, I went outside for a fag and saw Nick Grimshaw with Sadie Frost. I always see celebrities when I go to London. Saw Suggs once too. I've seen him as well, with Stephen Fry doing a documentary. Kenneth Branagh, Rob Brydon, pipsqueak Russell Brand, Bill Clinton, Moira Stewart, Ant & Dec. I was out earlier, it's hot today, and the place was full of scantily clad scrubbers. Not your northern scrubbers, I'm talking quality Essex scrubbers. Tan, Teeth 'n' Tits. It's like The Festival of Boobs has just begun. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 19:14:06 GMT
I wanted a Soho experience. Got a Thai massage with the obligatory happy ending (stuck her finger up my arse) and I eventually found a nice Irish hooker. Afterwards, I went outside for a fag and saw Nick Grimshaw with Sadie Frost. I always see celebrities when I go to London. Saw Suggs once too. I've seen him as well, with Stephen Fry doing a documentary. Kenneth Branagh, Rob Brydon, pipsqueak Russell Brand, Bill Clinton, Moira Stewart, Ant & Dec. I was out earlier, it's hot today, and the place was full of scantily clad scrubbers. Not your northern scrubbers, I'm talking quality Essex scrubbers. Tan, Teeth 'n' Tits. It's like The Festival of Boobs has just begun. Our scrubbers might not look like much but they'll let you stick it anywhere. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 21, 2018 19:40:37 GMT
Our scrubbers might not look like much but they'll let you stick it anywhere. To be fair, this lot don't look like much either but that's not important. I happened to be behind some bird on the elevator and then out of the station the other day and her backside was jiggling so well I got a semi. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 19:41:29 GMT
Our scrubbers might not look like much but they'll let you stick it anywhere. To be fair, this lot don't look like much either but that's not important. I happened to be behind some bird on the elevator and then out of the station the other day and her backside was jiggling so well I got a semi. It's called a lift. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 21, 2018 19:52:11 GMT
To be fair, this lot don't look like much either but that's not important. I happened to be behind some bird on the elevator and then out of the station the other day and her backside was jiggling so well I got a semi. It's called a lift. Actually, I meant escalator. Much better for leching. |
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Post by Harold of Whoa on Apr 21, 2018 20:38:21 GMT
Actually, I meant escalator. Much better for leching. LOL, when I read this exchange I had assumed that Hux was telling you a partial erection was called a lift! |
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