Brexit Britain surges ahead !!

Apparently Britain's economy is already 3% larger than that of France and we are set to overtake Germany by 2025. I don't know how it happened because I haven't been working any harder, but I imagine that the rest of you have been quietly grafting away for the sake of dear old England.

I suppose it means we will have to copy the Germans and start importing lots of Turkish guestworkers, which is all the good because they are usually Kurds and set up branches of Woody's wherever they go. My only worry is that their shops sell Romanian pork sausages which always turn out to be made of chicken. Still, the tahini is great and you can't say fairer than that.