Remember when Christian Bale and Russell Crowe were just

really good actors and not famous for being PR nightmares? And why does that numpty California governor try so hard to be Bale's Patrick Bateman? He's too inept to catch that's not #goals and neither is doing his damnedest to let violent lifers out of prison; at least the courts in Cali are finally reversing that. But dude is still trying so hard to be American Psycho. I mean, he bares his teeth just like Bale did as PB; nobody smiles like that teeth apart, so unnatural. And the hair. What a weird thing to be a try hard at.





Vintage (then Lt.) Governor American Psycho: