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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 23, 2022 0:55:06 GMT
Did you hear about the little boy who chased a little girl up into a tree and kissed her between the limbs?
Did you hear about the little girl who chased a little boy into a church and caught him by the organ?
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 23, 2022 0:58:36 GMT
I used to date a girl with a wooden leg, but it didn’t work out, so I broke it off. I used to date a girl with a wandering eye, but I let her go when I found that she was seeing someone on the side. I used to date a girl who had a Conceal Carry Permit. But all those guns made me nervous, so I sent her packing. I used to date a girl who had a colostomy. But we broke up because she always left me holding the bag. I used to date a girl that loved bar-hopping, but we split up because she was always driving me to drink. I used to date girls who were conjoined twins, but they got tired of me and split. Stu Francis? Not familiar with that one.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2022 0:31:41 GMT
What do 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in the same room have in common?
100 people who don't do dick!
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Post by gwyn on Apr 26, 2022 6:12:53 GMT
Knock, knock
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:14:47 GMT
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Post by gwyn on Apr 26, 2022 6:16:27 GMT
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:17:00 GMT
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Post by gwyn on Apr 26, 2022 6:18:41 GMT
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:19:02 GMT
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Post by gwyn on Apr 26, 2022 6:19:34 GMT
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:20:23 GMT
Sam and Janet evening You may see a stranger You may see a stranger across a crowded room
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:24:47 GMT
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Apr 26, 2022 6:32:17 GMT
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend...yet.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2022 12:52:16 GMT
It's better if you tell this joke in person but here goes.. This happened to my grandfather. WW2 broke out and all the soldiers were hurrying to get their weapons. The first stop was the rifle shop. The shopkeeper said, "Sorry, we're out." "Oh youve got to be kidding me! C'mon this is war!" "Let me tell you something. Just take your hands, turn them into pistols and shout Bang! Bang!" "Are you crazy?!" the soldier said. Next came the bayonet store. Another similar shopkeeper said, "Shit lad, you just missed the last one." "Oh for crying out loud!?. I have no rifle and now I have no blade." He was turning pale and the shopkeeper noticed. "Look here, this is what you do. Grab your hands and pretend to stab someone and say stabbity stabbity stab." My grandfather cried, "Oh this is no use. Im going to die out there!" The day finally came. Man versus man in bloody combat and there was my father's father with no weapons and just his empty hands. The enemy appeared. They were pushing forward. It was all-out war! They had him in sight and were running towards him. 300 metres. He looked like he was going to pass out. Sweating like you wouldnt believe! 200 metres now. "Oh what am I going to do?" 150 metres. The enemy was still advancing. He had nothing to lose. "Fuck it!" He turned his hands into pistols and shouted Bang! Bang! A soldier went down. My grandfather couldnt believe his eyes! Bang! Bang! Another fell to the ground. Stabbity Stabbity Stab! More soldiers in the trenches went down. Then all of a sudden a big, strong enemy soldier locked eyes with him and started heading his way. A real bulldog. Bang! Bang! Nothing happened. Stabbity stab! Still nothing. My grandfather was shocked! What was he going to do? He tried again. Bang! Bang! 50 metres away. Stabbity Stab! Nothing happened. 20 metres now {Spoiler}The German goes Tankity Tankity Tank!
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Post by gwyn on Apr 26, 2022 13:06:35 GMT
Was he a filmboards poster?
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