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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 28, 2022 23:45:41 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid, she asks for a price check at the dollar store.
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Post by mowlick on May 29, 2022 0:04:41 GMT
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Post by ayatollah on May 29, 2022 2:13:14 GMT
A rabbi, a lawyer and a priest are on a plane with a three orphans. The pilot has a massive heart attack and drops dead. The men realize there are just three parachutes.
The rabbi says "Gentlemen, we are old and we've lived our lives. Let's give the parachutes to these little children."
The lawyer says "Fuck the children!"
The priest says ""There's not enough time."
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 29, 2022 5:02:10 GMT
Pilarinhavana walked into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doc said, "How can I help you?" The frog said "Cut this wart off my butt." I was not talking about yo mama, dude, so why the need to insult even here? |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 29, 2022 5:20:41 GMT
You can always tell where TC lives by the number of major appliances on his front porch. The jack-o-lantern from last years Halloween is sitting there too...it has more teeth than he does.
But they have a lot of tornados in down TC's way. When the last one hit, the Trash Family had to shelter in the bathroom. Unfortunately, that blew over too. But he's so proud of his new bathroom, it's two-holer outfitted with a brand-new Sears catalog...when TC gets to the slick pages, he's overjoyed because he knows it's time for a new one. And when they were digging the new hole, they found a 1955 Chevy truck. So, bonus.
He does like to fish on his day's off, but never takes less than two Baptists with him. He figures if he just takes one, he will drink up all his beer, but if he takes two, neither one will touch it.
He lost his daughter in the Walmarts the other day. He asked the customer service to announce for a "Tiffany" to come to the front...six 14 year old girls showed up.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 29, 2022 5:24:37 GMT
 In the USA, this man would be labeled a pedophile by the Right. |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 29, 2022 7:16:54 GMT
I was not talking about yo mama, dude, so why the need to insult even here? Some joke are, by nature, 'insert name here'. Like this: Pilarinhavana has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache." But I don't have to insert a name. What I said about you house is true. |
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