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Post by Roxy on Sept 23, 2023 14:53:41 GMT
I don't get it. You could throw a dime on the ground and I'd pee on Roosevelt's eye. I could pee in your eye. I'd feel bad for saying that, but honestly you're into weirder stuff. Why you got such a sloppy snatch? You're welcome. Are you ok? I'm great. Did you have quintuplets... all at once? Why can't you pee in a stream?
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Post by citrouille on Sept 23, 2023 14:57:40 GMT
I'm great. Did you have quintuplets... all at once? Why can't you pee in a stream? um Well I'm deeply impressed by your ability to pee standing up in a corner in public like a man. I will change "penis envy" to "strong urethral control envy"
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Post by Roxy on Sept 23, 2023 15:16:02 GMT
I'm great. Did you have quintuplets... all at once? Why can't you pee in a stream? um Well I'm deeply impressed by your ability to pee standing up in a corner in public like a man. I will change "penis envy" to "strong urethral control envy" Actually? You make a good point. Practice makes perfect. I only gave up on sitting on public toilet seats a handful of years ago (I got sick of wiping other people's pee off first) so I started out hovering and look at me now. 😅 Dare to dream lil citrusy girl. Corners tho? Nah. I'm no Kathryn Hahn in Stepbrothers. 😬 Mostly I wanted to ask about your pee-er. I'm probably making all of this up. I might still be buzzed from last night; I almost never go out these days so no tolerance. I'm literally crying laughing. You're the best.
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Post by thekindercarebear (C/F/M) on Nov 18, 2023 18:39:48 GMT
What the heck have I stumbled into.
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