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Post by thekindercarebear on May 10, 2023 19:55:38 GMT
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Post by Dracula on May 10, 2023 20:13:31 GMT
Her and Michelle Rodriguez in Machete and Machete Kills with Danny fucking Trejo. Does it get more awesome? No, it does not. ![](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jessicaalba-michellerodriguez-machete.jpg)
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Post by ofunknownorigins on May 10, 2023 20:31:07 GMT
![](https://i.imgur.com/qJlXhKU.jpg) ![](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/90/4by3/2012/08/30/90b53d3553b55876a6a6fa2c61ff629c_xl.jpg) I always liked her ass. It wasn’t big and plump like J-Lo, but certainly a nice, sexy handful of ass.
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Post by ofunknownorigins on May 10, 2023 20:32:04 GMT
Her and Michelle Rodriguez in Machete and Machete Kills with Danny fucking Trejo. Does it get more awesome? No, it does not. ![](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jessicaalba-michellerodriguez-machete.jpg) Who is that hot naked chick in the beginning of Machete? It’s not either of them I think.
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Post by Dracula on May 10, 2023 20:46:07 GMT
I always liked her ass. It wasn’t big and plump like J-Lo, but certainly a nice, sexy handful of ass. I prefer the big and plump ass, J.Lo and bigger, something that when spanked registers on the Richter scale. But Alba's ass is a nice ass nonetheless.
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Post by Dracula on May 10, 2023 20:52:18 GMT
Her and Michelle Rodriguez in Machete and Machete Kills with Danny fucking Trejo. Does it get more awesome? No, it does not. ![](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jessicaalba-michellerodriguez-machete.jpg) Who is that hot naked chick in the beginning of Machete? It’s not either of them I think. You mean the chick in bed that Machete saves? That's "Chica", played by Mayra Leal.
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Post by ofunknownorigins on May 10, 2023 21:02:10 GMT
Who is that hot naked chick in the beginning of Machete? It’s not either of them I think. You mean the chick in bed that Machete saves? That's "Chica", played by Mayra Leal. She is a 10. Drop dead gorgeous.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2023 22:43:45 GMT
To use an old slang from Victorian England
She is the jammiest bits of jam
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Post by Orlando City Cat on May 11, 2023 6:58:27 GMT
Was she in Jane Bond Meets Octopussy?
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Post by ofunknownorigins on May 11, 2023 12:35:37 GMT
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Post by theBROKEdontrump on May 11, 2023 12:36:27 GMT
According to racist ass Jim Crow laws and the US in general, she's married to a "black man."
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Post by abbey1227 on May 11, 2023 12:42:33 GMT
She's been a real cutie since Idle Hands .........and even brightened up Good Luck Chuck
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Post by ofunknownorigins on May 11, 2023 12:58:10 GMT
She's been a real cutie since Idle Hands .........and even brightened up Good Luck Chuck
![](https://media.tenor.com/XgpVGw4hdHUAAAAd/jessica-alba-finger.gif)
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Post by mikemonger on May 11, 2023 13:00:47 GMT
That movie she was in, Honey? Awful in every regard. But if I'm flipping channels and it pops up, I just...can't...look...away.
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Post by abbey1227 on May 11, 2023 13:01:34 GMT
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