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Post by estelle55 on Jan 14, 2018 5:47:33 GMT
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 6:05:09 GMT
A mexican, a black and a white guy are walking on the beach . They come across a lamp and one of them rubs it and a genie pops out
Genie says, "You wish for anything you want and you will get it."
So, he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he goes,"I want all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so - Poof- all the Mexicans are in Mexico.
And then the genie asks the black guy "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African-brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the blacks in America are in Africa.
So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the blacks and mexicans are out of America?"
Genie goes, "Yeah."
White guy says "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
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