What else can we expect from the hottest year ever?

That the minute is snows somewhere, the deniers will have their smug, “hey, where’s the climate change at” out. 

There are no really good action films at the theaters this year to take everyone's minds off of how scorching hot it is.

To sit in a cool dark air conditioned movie theater with a cold drink and watch an awesome action movie.
That would be grand.

Unfortunately there are strikes that prevented that from happening.
The Heritage Foundation wants for everything to be torn down with these culture wars
so everyone must face the reality of the end.

Its not the hottest year ever. Its the hottest year ever recorded.


The earth was hotter when the dinosaurs walked the earth.

Yeah and Jesus rides a dinosaur... Get real.





Even an idiot can deduce that these kinds of temperatures kill off all life as we know it.
Only the creatures that stayed below ground most of the time survived the last time it happened.

This is God's way of saying that you people are all fuckups and that the whole thing is being raked off into the garbage.
So that it can be started over from scratch like a clean slate, defective creations go into the equivalent of the trash can.