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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 10, 2023 15:52:04 GMT
I've walked with a cane all my life. By the time you got that silly thing out, I would have whopped you over the skull with mine about 20 times
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 15:52:45 GMT
I've walked with a cane all my life. By the time you got that silly thing out, I would have whopped you over the skull with mine about 20 times Doubtful. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 15:59:36 GMT
Duuuuude...I want that! Probably illegal in Jersey though.... If people there had them, I think Jersey would be an even nicer place to live. |
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Post by peachy on Aug 10, 2023 16:25:51 GMT
I would love one of those for when I walk my dog at the park, but they're illegal here. Is there anything that isn't illegal in Cali? ![[shrug]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/GNdzQKpfkkHBBwUPdCiE.gif) How about a key fob as long as it isn't hard and can't double as a blackjack? These are legal:  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 16:28:25 GMT
Is there anything that isn't illegal in Cali? How about a key fob as long as it isn't hard and can't double as a blackjack? These are legal: I hope you have one. There are probably a lot of schizos walking around these days. |
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Post by peachy on Aug 10, 2023 17:46:49 GMT
These are legal: I hope you have one. There are probably a lot of schizos walking around these days. There are, but the park I go to is pretty nice. I go when there are park workers there, but I always scan the area I walk my dog around for stray dogs. I don't want any dogs running up to him. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 10, 2023 18:30:10 GMT
I've walked with a cane all my life. By the time you got that silly thing out, I would have whopped you over the skull with mine about 20 times Doubtful. What do you think, I'm going to stand around while you life up your dopey cane, unsheath the blade like you're fucking Zorro and try to stab me? The second you try anything, the metal end of mine is going to be across your jaw.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 18:33:44 GMT
Cool!
I always liked the idea of dear horns.
Something small, handheld. Dual swords and nunchucks too. The idea of having both hands working as one appeals to me, two of the same weapon that work as a pair in each hand.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 18:39:14 GMT
What do you think, I'm going to stand around while you life up your dopey cane, unsheath the blade like you're fucking Zorro and try to stab me? The second you try anything, the metal end of mine is going to be across your jaw.
No, I think you're going to see me and have an immediate evacuation of the bowels. Then you're going to funny-walk home as fast as you can. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 18:43:19 GMT
Cool!
I always liked the idea of dear horns.
Something small, handheld. Dual swords and nunchucks too. The idea of having both hands working as one appeals to me, two of the same weapon that work as a pair in each hand.
I've never seen those before. Wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of them. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 10, 2023 18:45:46 GMT
What do you think, I'm going to stand around while you life up your dopey cane, unsheath the blade like you're fucking Zorro and try to stab me? The second you try anything, the metal end of mine is going to be across your jaw.
No, I think you're going to see me and have an immediate evacuation of the bowels. Then you're going to funny-walk home as fast as you can. Okay Sparky. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 18:47:25 GMT
Cane swords are ok, but Halberds and War-Bills are cool. Just use it as walking stick...  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 10, 2023 18:54:36 GMT
Cane swords are ok, but Halberds and War-Bills are cool. Just use it as walking stick... Yeah, people will just think I'm in the Swiss Guard and it's my day off. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 18:58:18 GMT
Cane swords are ok, but Halberds and War-Bills are cool. Just use it as walking stick... Yeah, people will just think I'm in the Swiss Guard and it's my day off. Or a Farmer that added spikes to his Farming Bill. (We call them Bushhogs around here) |
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Post by blacktothefuture on Aug 10, 2023 19:08:31 GMT
Cold Steel makes a really nice sword cane. I've been wanting one for a while.  Check state laws before ordering. I imagine it's much the same everywhere. It's illegal if the cops want it to be, but if they know you're not an unstable goofball that's going to go around waving it in someone's face, they don't care if you have it. I'll probably be all right. Like Charles Bronson's character in that movie "Breakheart Pass," I'm not a man of violence. 😉 I would love one of those for when I walk my dog at the park, but they're illegal here. Just have your cellphone so you call dial 911 if a black guy gets within a hundred feet of you. Like I’m sure you always do…. ‘Central Park Karen’ Amy Cooper loses lawsuit against former employer |
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