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Post by poutinep on Aug 23, 2023 10:08:07 GMT
"If"? Fuck your doubt. idgaf what those imbeciles think Retards wasting their life studying folklore. Shows you what kind of intelligence they're working with.
To amend the words of Upton Sinclair, "It’s hard to get a man to not believe something when his salary depends on his believing it."
Derp derp it's impossible for a regular human being to exist back then... You did notice that he did say, not being the actual son of God right? then we're not talking about the same person are we? how different can he be and still be the same person in question? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2023 10:11:46 GMT
Derp derp it's impossible for a regular human being to exist back then... You did notice that he did say, not being the actual son of God right? then we're not talking about the same person are we? how different can he be and still be the same person in question? So he cant be a regular person that cares for others back then? You specifically responded to him while he was saying he's not actually the son of God. What's your objection then? |
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Aug 23, 2023 10:36:16 GMT
^^^Jesus just told me you are now public enemy no1 when he shows up again I’m already on His shitlist!  |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 23, 2023 10:57:47 GMT
Mmm.. I’d totally nail him. —the RomansJesus walks into a hotel, puts two nails in front of the clerk and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?'
What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? It only takes one nail to hang the painting.
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 23, 2023 11:04:41 GMT
Jesus walks into a hotel, puts two nails in front of the clerk and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?'
What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? It only takes one nail to hang the painting.
"Peter! I can see your house from up here."
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Post by papamihel on Aug 23, 2023 11:07:31 GMT
he's a fictional character from folklore. we may as well speculate what Thor or Gilgamesh or Marduk most likely looked like. We can, however, guess more or less. We have native period art and/or DNA data. |
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Post by papamihel on Aug 23, 2023 11:11:01 GMT
 uh-oh ![[uhoh]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/UdJrStDNoaAbkxBUsAkf.gif) I know lots of Jews and none of them looks anything like that. Plenty of Eastern Jews look like that. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 23, 2023 11:17:44 GMT
I know lots of Jews and none of them looks anything like that. Plenty of Eastern Jews look like that.
There's at least 12 different tribes, right?
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 23, 2023 11:22:53 GMT
Jesus walks into a hotel, puts two nails in front of the clerk and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?'
What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? It only takes one nail to hang the painting.
"Peter! I can see your house from up here."
People are aghast when I tell these jokes but I figure he has to have a sense of humor.
After all, look at the world today
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Post by yggdrasil on Aug 23, 2023 11:33:19 GMT
Rubbish, if he existed he was white and often visited America. This is Socialist propaganda.
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Post by papamihel on Aug 23, 2023 11:36:48 GMT
Plenty of Eastern Jews look like that.
There's at least 12 different tribes, right?
That's meaningless. But there are at least a hundred different cultures and after many centuries living in wildly different environments and countries Jews look different. |
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Post by yggdrasil on Aug 23, 2023 11:40:29 GMT
he's a fictional character from folklore. we may as well speculate what Thor or Gilgamesh or Marduk most likely looked like. Most historians think he did actually exist. Well, there is zero archaeological evidence for his existence but then that would not be a surprise, he is mentioned by non biased accounts later on, but certainly it would appear that he was just another prophet of those times who were ten a penny and who's exploits were bigged up by a Pauline PR team. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 23, 2023 11:44:56 GMT
"Peter! I can see your house from up here."
People are aghast when I tell these jokes but I figure he has to have a sense of humor.
After all, look at the world today
Sam Kinnison - "Yeah, I'll come back.......just as soon as I can play the piano again! Pretty tough with these holes in my hands!!"
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 23, 2023 11:49:22 GMT
Most historians think he did actually exist. Well, there is zero archaeological evidence for his existence but then that would not be a surprise, he is mentioned by non biased accounts later on, but certainly it would appear that he was just another prophet of those times who were ten a penny and who's exploits were bigged up by a Pauline PR team. There was probably a prophet on every corner, like in Life of Brian. But one that survived crucifixion? Not so far fetched. The Gospels say we was up for three hours. He was beaten, forced to drag a heavy piece of lumber through the streets. Then had nails driven through him. Three hours was not a lot of time on the cross, it took days to die. The Romans stab him in the side, he looks dead and a big storm is coming. They take his body and put it in a cool, dry cave. Perfect for someone in shock with blood loss. Him popping out of his tomb after three days would put him ahead of the other off the rack prophets. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 23, 2023 11:50:36 GMT
That's meaningless. But there are at least a hundred different cultures and after many centuries living in wildly different environments and countries Jews look different.
I know.
I've asked people here before to explain to me what 'white' is? Cuz there was a time when plenty of those identifying today were excluded
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