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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Aug 30, 2023 16:11:55 GMT
Inspired by the works of Usurper and Heretic of course.
The rules could be that it has to be a telling of a "true" event from your recent past, preferably have some political/social leanings, and not exceed 300 words or so.
Scoring could be done on the basis of originality, humor, and overall writing quality.
Should we do it?
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Post by Dracula on Aug 30, 2023 16:30:50 GMT
Yes, but I think the storyteller should be free to pull the entire story out of their ass with truth not being a requirement, since that's pretty much what it's been so far and it's what makes the stories extra ridiculous and funny, and also it's impossible for Heretic to tell the truth anyway. Also, we could call it the "That Boy Is Good!" contest.  |
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Post by mecano04 on Aug 30, 2023 16:48:29 GMT
I'll start.
About two weeks ago, coming out of the subway station on my way to work, I noticed a flamboyantly dressed man across the street walking somewhat nervously. Having seen my share of weirdos in the past, I kept an eye on him. He stopped in front of an apartment building, smelled and looked at the flowers in the pots and then began to crumple every single one of them. Then he decided to run across the street, while the light was red his way, almost getting hit by a car and turned and ran towards me as I just began walking across the street. As he came about 10 feet away from me, he yelled "Hey, Blackwater! You and me, we killed so many of those f-word arabs * other expletives*. F**k, we should go back, you and me and finish those c**ts ". Then, he motioned with his hand a gun and shooting and he left running on the sidewalks.
I've never been in the military or any mercenary organization but it's always nice to see the effects of deinstitutionalization at 7 in the morning on your way to work.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Aug 30, 2023 16:58:11 GMT
Yes, but I think the storyteller should be free to pull the entire story out of their ass with truth not being a requirement, since that's pretty much what it's been so far and it's what makes the stories extra ridiculous and funny, and also it's impossible for Heretic to tell the truth anyway. Also, we could call it the "That Boy Is Good!" contest. That's why I put true in quotations. By "true" I mean complete fabrication told as truth. |
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Post by Dracula on Aug 30, 2023 17:09:21 GMT
Yes, but I think the storyteller should be free to pull the entire story out of their ass with truth not being a requirement, since that's pretty much what it's been so far and it's what makes the stories extra ridiculous and funny, and also it's impossible for Heretic to tell the truth anyway. Also, we could call it the "That Boy Is Good!" contest. That's why I put true in quotations. By "true" I mean complete fabrication told as truth. I figured that much. |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Aug 30, 2023 17:36:15 GMT
About two weeks ago, coming out of the subway station on my way to work,  I noticed a flamboyantly dressed man across the street walking somewhat nervously.  Having seen my share of weirdos in the past, I kept an eye on him.  He stopped in front of an apartment building, smelled and looked at the flowers in the pots and then began to crumple every single one of them.  Then he decided to run across the street, while the light was red his way, almost getting hit by a car and turned and ran towards me as I just began walking across the street. As he came about 10 feet away from me, he yelled…  "Hey, Blackwater! You and me, we killed so many of those f-word arabs * other expletives*. F**k, we should go back, you and me and finish those c**ts ".  Then, he motioned with his hand a gun and shooting…  …and he left running on the sidewalks.  I've never been in the military or any mercenary organization…  …but it's always nice to see the effects of deinstitutionalization at 7 in the morning on your way to work.  |
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