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Post by ayatollah on Sept 22, 2018 20:06:59 GMT
I was going to put a coat of wax on my car this afternoon. I took it down to the drive-thru car wash and rinsed it good, then driving back home to hand wax it rain starts pouring out of a clear blue sky. I couldn't believe it, it was like God doesn't want to wax my car.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2018 20:29:42 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay?
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Post by Earthlings on Sept 22, 2018 21:50:56 GMT
it was like God doesn't want to wax my car. No, no, no. You got it wrong. God is sending her over to wax your car. All you have to do is watch!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 22:34:14 GMT
Sexy!!!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Sept 25, 2018 12:07:16 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? Do NOT copy my jokes. Already done, old IMDb Politics board, 2010 in reply to Pilsner51. Pilsner51: "Don't you hate it when the phone rings and you get up out of your chair and go across the room and lift the phone only to find they've just hung up?" Flying Monkeys: (Hilariously) "Can't wait to see who plays you in the movie." |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 12:49:06 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? Do NOT copy my jokes. Already done, old IMDb Politics board, 2010 in reply to Pilsner51. Pilsner51: "Don't you hate it when the phone rings and you get up out of your chair and go across the room and lift the phone only to find they've just hung up?" Flying Monkeys: (Hilariously) "Can't wait to see who plays you in the movie." Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Sept 25, 2018 13:14:39 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? I'll turn your face into a screenplay. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 13:52:22 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? I'll turn your face into a screenplay. Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Sept 25, 2018 14:15:11 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? If you reply with that one more time, you will be in violation of board t's and c's (namely spamming). |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 15:56:50 GMT
Have you considered turning that story into a screenplay? If you reply with that one more time, you will be in violation of board t's and c's (namely spamming). Have you considered turning that story into a novel? |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Sept 25, 2018 18:55:53 GMT
Has it occurred to you that I have no penis? Yes. Yes, it has. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 19:26:36 GMT
Has it occurred to you that I have no penis? I sniff tramp's bum holes then jizz into a cup with a picture of Bobby Davro on it. Huh? Each to their own, I guess. |
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