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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 21, 2018 1:04:08 GMT
Bzzzzzt.
<first line of head>
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt gnnnnfffffffff zzzzzzzzzzzzz nnnnnnnnnn ffffffffffffff.
<first line of shoulders>
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn zzzzzzzzzzzzz nnnnnnnnnn ffffffffffffff.
<first line of top boob>
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt ffffffffffffffffffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
<first line of maybe nipples>
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt dddddddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdddddddddddddddddddxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
<first line of maybe boobs>
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fuck it, I got bored now.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 1:26:35 GMT
Porn was a genuine reward in those days.
You had to earn it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 4:11:02 GMT
Porn was a genuine reward in those days. You had to earn it. I remember I would shoot my load before the picture finished loading sometimes.. Now those were some good times. LOL Actually come to think of it, Im glad i got over 300 MB/s now. Fck dialup lol. God it was so annoying loading a single website in 35 seconds.
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Jan 21, 2018 8:29:54 GMT
Remember those tiny-ass AVI porn clips that went for only a few seconds? You had to set your media player to play on an endless loop if you wanted to wank to it.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 21, 2018 12:25:49 GMT
God it was so annoying loading a single website in 35 seconds.
The worst thing was clicking on a link hoping she's naked, waiting 3 minutes for it to load line by line only to find she's fully clothed - complete waste of time BASTARD!!! |
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Post by ayatollah on Jan 21, 2018 13:21:34 GMT
I remember dial-up, but I don't remember ever looking at porn on dial-up. Was dial-up really that slow?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 15:30:10 GMT
God it was so annoying loading a single website in 35 seconds.
The worst thing was clicking on a link hoping she's naked, waiting 3 minutes for it to load line by line only to find she's fully clothed - complete waste of time BASTARD!!! I god I remember those now! I forgot all about them. The only thing I do miss about that era was Aol Chat rooms. Nothing like that really exists today- Facebook kinda took it over. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Jan 21, 2018 15:48:18 GMT
I god I remember those now! I forgot all about them. The only thing I do miss about that era was Aol Chat rooms. Nothing like that really exists today- Facebook kinda took it over. I think I used AltaVista chatrooms in the early zeroes. Got a blind date out of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 19:10:51 GMT
I god I remember those now! I forgot all about them. The only thing I do miss about that era was Aol Chat rooms. Nothing like that really exists today- Facebook kinda took it over. I think I used AltaVista chatrooms in the early zeroes. Got a blind date out of it. I will say this. you know how many every straight porn sites will have some gay ad somewhere on the page?( I honestly don;t know what the fck they are thinking doing that ),... Having dialup made it easier to close it before you become emotionally scarred from seeing that. Thats the only reason why having a website take 30 seconds is a good thing.  |
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Post by Earthlings on Jan 21, 2018 20:45:47 GMT
Mine was so slow loading a picture I could take a shower and when I was done the picture would still be loading. Sometimes it would not load the pic and just sat this page has timed out.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 21:05:03 GMT
Mine was so slow loading a picture I could take a shower and when I was done the picture would still be loading. Sometimes it would not load the pic and just sat this page has timed out. We all wasted our youth on dialup. lol. Damn them! |
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Post by OffTheBoatPsycho on Jan 22, 2018 0:14:54 GMT
Wouldn't you have just stuck to a wank mag instead?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 0:40:55 GMT
Wouldn't you have just stuck to a wank mag instead? Weve been spoiled by the internet- even dialup back then .LOL too many pics and videos, |
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Post by ebuzzmiller on Jan 22, 2018 1:44:12 GMT
I still have the dialup sound as my ringtone just to annoy the fuck out of people nearby on public transport if my phone rings.
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Post by NoRevisionism on Jan 22, 2018 5:27:30 GMT
all these years later if I think of that "dial up" sound my dick twitches in anticipation
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