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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 17:26:14 GMT
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. Back To School (1986)
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 17:27:05 GMT
Oh, uh...Diane. Say hello to my nieces.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 17:27:57 GMT
I can't lie to you, Dean Martin.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 17:29:01 GMT
Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what, I have no idea.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 20:17:52 GMT
Spock: With the shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 8, 2023 20:20:05 GMT
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody. Oh, the painting.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 9, 2023 2:36:23 GMT
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue skin these days. You know?
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 9, 2023 2:37:19 GMT
Now that's what I call Marine Biology!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 9, 2023 20:26:32 GMT
I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him, while pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Hey Captain, take it easy. These kids were in grade school at the time, and as for me... I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Nov 10, 2023 7:24:45 GMT
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Nov 10, 2023 7:34:07 GMT
When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions?
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Nov 10, 2023 7:44:10 GMT
The only Greek I know owns a coffee shop on State Street. Jimmy Pitsos, remember him? He had an ugly wife, four ugly kids. …and good coffee.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 11, 2023 3:33:43 GMT
So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
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