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Post by JustinCase on Nov 22, 2023 6:37:38 GMT
This is the best commentary on any movie I've ever read!
If this doesn't convince Harry Skywalker, then it's the end of the world as we know it! Oh fuck yeah. See my comment above where it convinced me! |
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Post by JustinCase on Nov 22, 2023 6:38:01 GMT
Next up: Is Halloween really a Halloween movie!
And why does Friday the 13th not always happen on Friday the 13th?
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Post by JustinCase on Nov 22, 2023 6:54:52 GMT
Die Hard is NOT sa Christmas movie at all! Are you Italian? Because you sure write like one. "The-a Die Hard-a is NOTsa Christmas movie at all-a! Now who wants-ah some-a pizza pie-ah!" |
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Nov 22, 2023 7:09:37 GMT
Die Hard is NOT sa Christmas movie at all! Are you Italian? Because you sure write like one. "The-a Die Hard-a is NOTsa Christmas movie at all-a! Now who wants-ah some-a pizza pie-ah!" With a meats a balls a! |
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Post by JustinCase on Nov 22, 2023 7:12:13 GMT
Are you Italian? Because you sure write like one. "The-a Die Hard-a is NOTsa Christmas movie at all-a! Now who wants-ah some-a pizza pie-ah!" With a meats a balls a! Now I got that lively Italian music with an accordian playing in my head! Doot doo doo Doot doo dooo! Doot doot doot doot doot! Hey! etc... |
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Post by Nightman on Nov 22, 2023 10:06:57 GMT
No. It is THE Christmas movie. The greatest Christmas movie ever made.
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Nov 22, 2023 15:23:00 GMT
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie at all! Are you Italian? Because you sure write like one. "The-a Die Hard-a is NOTsa Christmas movie at all-a! Now who wants-ah some-a pizza pie-ah!" Are you Mongolian?
Because you surely write like one.
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie at all. CRY MORE!
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Nov 22, 2023 15:23:31 GMT
No. It is THE Christmas movie. The greatest Christmas movie ever made. No. It's NOT a Christmas movie at all. |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Nov 22, 2023 15:24:32 GMT
Next up: Is Halloween really a Halloween movie! And why does Friday the 13th not always happen on Friday the 13th? Next up: Is The Godfather a Christmas movie? It has Christmas scenes on there... LMAO!
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie at all. Fact.
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Post by JustinCase on Nov 22, 2023 17:13:40 GMT
Next up: Is Halloween really a Halloween movie! And why does Friday the 13th not always happen on Friday the 13th? Next up: Is The Godfather a Christmas movie? It has Christmas scenes on there... LMAO!
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie at all. Fact.
I never thought of Die Hard as a Christmas movie. I always thought of it as a Libya Independence Day movie since it takes place on Dec. 24th and there's guns and explosions and stuff in there. |
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Nov 22, 2023 17:18:11 GMT
Hasn't this joke reached its expiration date yet?
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Post by Winter_King on Nov 22, 2023 17:20:21 GMT
Hasn't this joke reached its expiration date yet? It's not a joke. It's a fact. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. |
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Post by general313 on Nov 22, 2023 20:04:38 GMT
I've decided that Miracle on 34th Street is not a Christmas movie.
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Post by scream on Nov 22, 2023 20:20:26 GMT
Here we go, folks. After the still resting Roy has a moment of self-doubt and confesses his love and admiration for his wife, admitting he is the fuck, not her, and begs her forgiveness to his brother cop. He says looking heavenward, “it’s all to man upstairs,” the Devil. What are doing Devil? 1:47:45 You forgot! After he thinks about the man upstairs, he wonders what the Devil was doing upstairs! So he goes up to where he interacted with the Devil and find that the whole roof is wired to blow up. Roy says, "Jesus, Mary, Mother of God!" He tries to warn the others, but is stopped by the Norse guy. |
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Nov 23, 2023 6:06:12 GMT
No. It is THE Christmas movie. The greatest Christmas movie ever made. No. It's NOT a Christmas movie at all. Yes it is a. |
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