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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2023 11:10:13 GMT
Uhm...why not? Why can't you eat Minestrone soup on a date? I bet Selfie wouldn't kick me out of bed for that, just sayin.' Selfie would be busy droning on about Gandalf and wizards and crap while you chew away on Minestrone soup. Some date that is. Depends on what happends afterwards. Maybe I can lure him home by promising to watch LOTR. Those movies are so boring I can hop1efully get him interested in some spinoffs. ( Or, Not, thankfully).
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Post by bartlesby on Nov 17, 2023 11:26:05 GMT
I'd instantly rise from my chair and declare "And my axe!"
As I wiped and strained the bits from the never ending pasta bowl out of my beard, I'd tell her "Sorry, lass, but bros before hoes" and let loose a hearty laugh before scooping up the rest of the breadsticks and heading off to glorious adventure.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 17, 2023 11:29:23 GMT
Selfie would be busy droning on about Gandalf and wizards and crap while you chew away on Minestrone soup. Some date that is. Depends on what happends afterwards. Maybe I can lure him home by promising to watch LOTR. Those movies are so boring I can hop1efully get him interested in some spinoffs. ( Or, Not, thankfully). They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2023 11:33:35 GMT
I'd instantly rise from my chair and declare "And my axe!" As I wiped and strained the bits from the never ending pasta bowl out of my beard, I'd tell her "Sorry, lass, but bros before hoes" and let loose a hearty laugh before scooping up the rest of the breadsticks and heading off to glorious adventure. If you got the never ending pasta you'd be remiss not to get some of that to go. Breadsticks are a given, but pasta really is a must. You need good carbs for any kind of sword and sandals fuckery I'd think.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2023 11:36:46 GMT
Depends on what happends afterwards. Maybe I can lure him home by promising to watch LOTR. Those movies are so boring I can hop1efully get him interested in some spinoffs. ( Or, Not, thankfully). They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours. Pretty much, but that makes them good making out movies. You don't really miss anything. I prefer the Star Trek movies myself.
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Post by bartlesby on Nov 17, 2023 11:37:29 GMT
I'd instantly rise from my chair and declare "And my axe!" As I wiped and strained the bits from the never ending pasta bowl out of my beard, I'd tell her "Sorry, lass, but bros before hoes" and let loose a hearty laugh before scooping up the rest of the breadsticks and heading off to glorious adventure. If you got the never ending pasta you'd be remiss not to get some of that to go. Breadsticks are a given, but pasta really is a must. You need good carbs for any kind of sword and sandals fuckery I'd think. But it's not never ending after you take it out of the restaurant. And their breadsticks can last at least a month in the open. It's better than that lame ass hobbit bread.
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Post by Catman on Nov 17, 2023 12:01:49 GMT
If you got the never ending pasta you'd be remiss not to get some of that to go. Breadsticks are a given, but pasta really is a must. You need good carbs for any kind of sword and sandals fuckery I'd think. But it's not never ending after you take it out of the restaurant. And their breadsticks can last at least a month in the open. It's better than that lame ass hobbit bread. If you're referring to the lembas, that was made by elves, probably the ancestors of Ernie Keebler.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 17, 2023 12:03:14 GMT
They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours. Pretty much, but that makes them good making out movies. You don't really miss anything. I prefer the Star Trek movies myself. I don't think I've done that since I was a teenager!
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Nov 17, 2023 12:11:20 GMT
The main question is.... why would you take a hot date to Olive Garden, Mister Pretends-to-be-Rich? Where should he take a hot date? Oluve Garden has good soup. Dorsia.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 17, 2023 12:14:01 GMT
Depends on what happends afterwards. Maybe I can lure him home by promising to watch LOTR. Those movies are so boring I can hop1efully get him interested in some spinoffs. ( Or, Not, thankfully). They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours. They're the only films that ever made me ask, "Are we there yet?"
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 17, 2023 12:14:48 GMT
They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours. They're the only films that ever made me ask, "Are we there yet?" I much prefer The Hobbit ones - at least there's variety.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Nov 17, 2023 12:15:35 GMT
Where should he take a hot date? Oluve Garden has good soup. Dorsia. Wall Street? American Psycho...? Yeah, I think it's the latter.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 17, 2023 12:16:55 GMT
They are boring. There are only three scenes in lord of the rings films: 1. Talk. "We have to go and fight over there!" 2. Run. Run run run to get over there. 3. Fight. Fight fight fight fight fight. Go back to scene 1. Repeat for 9 hours. Pretty much, but that makes them good making out movies. You don't really miss anything. I prefer the Star Trek movies myself. Spock: My father says that you have been my friend. You came back for me. Kirk: You would have done the same for me. Spock: Why would you do this? Kirk: Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Nov 17, 2023 12:17:09 GMT
Wall Street? American Psycho...? Yeah, I think it's the latter.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 17, 2023 12:39:42 GMT
They're the only films that ever made me ask, "Are we there yet?" I much prefer The Hobbit ones - at least there's variety. If I ever recover from the coma the first three put me in, I might give them a look. However, for some reason, I have a low tolerance for most fantasy films. But tell exactly the same story with sci fi tropes instead and I'm fine. 8-|
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