|
Post by Prince Myshkin on Dec 21, 2023 2:18:29 GMT
Oh and spotted dick aside, I'm in for Secret Santa. I always liked this on v2.
|
|
|
Post by NoRevisionism on Dec 21, 2023 3:01:39 GMT
we had this bullshit at my work again this year, the chatterbox in the main office decided it would be a good idea again this year, I told her in no way was I going to do it again, so she just told me to wrap a empty box to myself and that would be good enough, so that was fine..... but I noticed one of the drivers had opted out, and I wasn't about to let him do that, so I bought him a gift, I went on Amazon and they actually do sell a "Bag of Dicks" it's a bag of candy gummy dicks, he was told he had a gift, and he said "I didn't do that shit this year" but he opened it up saw his "Bag Of Dicks" and without changing any expression on his face or even smiling said "I love it"
Merry Christmas!
And everyone eat a Bag Of Dicks !
|
|
|
Post by Hairynosedwombat on Dec 21, 2023 4:44:29 GMT
Let me know if you want to play Secret Santa and I'll organise it. Just say if you want to be included, that's all I need so far. I'll let you know who you drew from Monkeys' Magical Mixer (hat) via PM. Please let me know by 6pm UK / 1pm EST on Friday. I'll PM you with your poster on Friday evening, then you have Saturday and Sunday to let me know via PM what your gift is. Ideally, with a link to a picture. Thank you, ho ho ho, Santa Claus To clarify: no actual gift is involved. You just get a picture of something on the internets. Damn. I just got a paypal account. OK, put my name down. This is as close as I will get to Christmas. I tested positive to covid today and I should be out of quarantine next Friday. I expect to get a pic of a dog turd from Sammy.
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 5:06:55 GMT
It has to be the accent, because is certainly isn't the teeth. The accent. The class. The intelligence. The sophistication. The educations. I'm not taking about those those cunts in the north or south of the river. You do have James Bond. But I do agree, I doubt an American accent does much for an American in London than a British accent does in New York for getting ladies. Brits are used to hearing our accents whereas we aren’t unless we watch a lot of British shows and movies (like me).
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 5:07:19 GMT
Any accent British, Irish, Scottish, South African and Australian is sexy..... South African?? The worst is the Kiwi one.
|
|
|
Post by ant-mac on Dec 21, 2023 6:00:52 GMT
Any accent British, Irish, Scottish, South African and Australian is sexy..... South African?? The worst is the Kiwi one. I'll second that. I assume it's because those sheep shaggers are trying to speak through a mouth full of wool. ;)
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2023 8:01:22 GMT
T'is the season. Im in
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2023 8:02:11 GMT
Who doesn't love Snatch? Even Prince Myshkin likes some Snatch here and there! As long as spotted dick is the final course! Sorry, but that sounds nasty.
Yeah lol..in a can..how good can that be?..
|
|
|
Post by abbey1227 on Dec 21, 2023 13:44:13 GMT
But I do agree, I doubt an American accent does much for an American in London than a British accent does in New York for getting ladies. Brits are used to hearing our accents whereas we aren’t unless we watch a lot of British shows and movies (like me).
It seemed to work well for Jenny Agutter in American Werewolf in London
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 15:05:35 GMT
South African?? The worst is the Kiwi one. I'll second that. I assume it's because those sheep shaggers are trying to speak through a mouth full of wool. ;) It’s odd because the Australian accent (I know there’s a “rural” accent and one for city dwellers) is lovely. I love hearing Nicole Kidman speak in interviews plus she’s hotter than sin.
|
|
|
Post by DalekFred on Dec 21, 2023 15:06:11 GMT
The accent. The class. The intelligence. The sophistication. The educations. I'm sure that's it, yup.
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 15:06:11 GMT
But I do agree, I doubt an American accent does much for an American in London than a British accent does in New York for getting ladies. Brits are used to hearing our accents whereas we aren’t unless we watch a lot of British shows and movies (like me).
It seemed to work well for Jenny Agutter in American Werewolf in London Oh British guys love American girls because they’re generally prettier and love having fun.
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 15:06:47 GMT
The accent. The class. The intelligence. The sophistication. The educations. I'm sure that's it, yup. I don’t think Monkeys considers Chavs as real British.
|
|
|
Post by ant-mac on Dec 21, 2023 15:09:37 GMT
I'll second that. I assume it's because those sheep shaggers are trying to speak through a mouth full of wool. It’s odd because the Australian accent (I know there’s a “rural” accent and one for city dwellers) is lovely. I love hearing Nicole Kidman speak in interviews plus she’s hotter than sin. I don't know if it's urban versus rural... It could be more to do with state versus state or even generational. As you can imagine, I've never really paid much attention to it.
|
|
|
Post by ofunknownorigins on Dec 21, 2023 15:15:45 GMT
It’s odd because the Australian accent (I know there’s a “rural” accent and one for city dwellers) is lovely. I love hearing Nicole Kidman speak in interviews plus she’s hotter than sin. I don't know if it's urban versus rural... It could be more to do with state versus state or even generational. As you can imagine, I've never really paid much attention to it. Who does your accent resemble? More Crocodile Dundee or Mel Gibson before he intentionally lost it in the late 80s?
|
|