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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2018 0:40:27 GMT
What do nine out of ten people love? Gang rape |
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Post by yggdrasil on Dec 15, 2018 10:23:27 GMT
What do nine out of ten people love? Gang rape Whats the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 15, 2018 10:54:52 GMT
A horse goes into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the long face?"
"Well," says the horse, "it's 10pm and dark outside."
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Post by Jam Jar on Dec 15, 2018 18:45:45 GMT
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2018 0:37:37 GMT
A horse goes into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?" "Well," says the horse, "it's 10pm and dark outside." explain |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Dec 16, 2018 2:00:58 GMT
A horse goes into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?" "Well," says the horse, "it's 10pm and dark outside." explain obvious |
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Post by Harold of Whoa on Dec 19, 2018 22:00:40 GMT
One in four women is physically abused by her husband or partner. Know what they all have in common?
They don't FUCKING LISTEN!!!
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Post by Harold of Whoa on Dec 19, 2018 22:15:44 GMT
A rabbi, a priest, a lawyer, and three orphans are all riding on a bush plane flight over Africa. The pilot suddenly keels over dead of a heart attack. After the initial shock wears off, the adults search the plane and discover parachutes, but there are only three.
The rabbi says "Gentlemen, the three of us have lived rich and full lives. These young children are just beginning their journey of life. We should let the children have the parachutes."
The lawyer says "Fuck the children!"
The priest says "Do you think we have time?"
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Post by Colin Sibthorpe on Dec 20, 2018 1:04:54 GMT
Shockingly funny, Harold! I shall certainly steal that one.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 9:53:25 GMT
A White man, Black man, Asian, and Latino are standing on top of a mountain toying with the idea of Seppuku.
The Latino man stands at the edge, shouts, "This is for my people!" And jumps off the mountain.
Inspired, the Asian walks up to the edge, shouts, "This is for my people!" And jumps off the mountain.
The Black man approaches the edge, shouts, "This is for me people!" Grabs the white dude and throws that mufucka off the mountain.
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Post by 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔵 on Jan 13, 2019 15:12:44 GMT
A White man, Black man, Asian, and Latino are standing on top of a mountain toying with the idea of Seppuku. The Latino man stands at the edge, shouts, "This is for my people!" And jumps off the mountain. Inspired, the Asian walks up to the edge, shouts, "This is for my people!" And jumps off the mountain. The Black man approaches the edge, shouts, "This is for me people!" Grabs the white dude and throws that mufucka off the mountain. Edgy AF |
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