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Post by Wildmanwizard on Feb 16, 2024 20:50:57 GMT
"Stink is your milieu!"
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 22, 2024 0:16:41 GMT
Here's a better one.
This is something I messaged to a girl I'd been on 3 dates with a while ago but she started pissing me off by trying to play me against some other guy and asking for money and when I played her and ensured she ended up with neither of us, she got really angry and started insulting me so after a few insults where she's telling me I'm ugly and stupid and all of that kind of stuff, mine was:
"Yeah well you stink of piss and look like a tranny."
We messaged a few weeks after and she told me she really hated that one.
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Post by Wildmanwizard on Feb 22, 2024 1:12:11 GMT
Here's a better one. This is something I messaged to a girl I'd been on 3 dates with a while ago but she started pissing me off by trying to play me against some other guy and asking for money and when I played her and ensured she ended up with neither of us, she got really angry and started insulting me so after a few insults where she's telling me I'm ugly and stupid and all of that kind of stuff, mine was: "Yeah well you stink of piss and look like a tranny." We messaged a few weeks after and she told me she really hated that one. But it's not witty and urbane like moi |
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Feb 22, 2024 1:21:14 GMT
Here's a better one. This is something I messaged to a girl I'd been on 3 dates with a while ago but she started pissing me off by trying to play me against some other guy and asking for money and when I played her and ensured she ended up with neither of us, she got really angry and started insulting me so after a few insults where she's telling me I'm ugly and stupid and all of that kind of stuff, mine was: "Yeah well you stink of piss and look like a tranny." We messaged a few weeks after and she told me she really hated that one. But it's not witty and urbane like moi There are different types of humour and this was a great put-down, ultimately rude and had shock value. There's merit in that. |
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Post by mowlick on Feb 22, 2024 1:29:15 GMT
"May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit trickle down your face"
That was considered pretty pungent at Honeywell Primary School in the early 50s
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Post by C-3POtatoe on Feb 22, 2024 2:40:18 GMT
Is it good?
Ha, if it was any gooder you'd hurt yourself!
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Post by politicidal1 on Feb 22, 2024 17:29:05 GMT
Is it good? Ha, if it was any gooder you'd hurt yourself! *better* |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Feb 22, 2024 18:15:47 GMT
“Stink is your milieu!"  |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Feb 22, 2024 18:19:37 GMT
”May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit trickle down your face"  |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Feb 22, 2024 18:20:37 GMT
Dang, bitch, you smell like my asshole.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Feb 22, 2024 18:21:25 GMT
Is it good? Ha, if it was any gooder you'd hurt yourself! *better* Brit insults ![[laugh]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/kPFtBpkwzwpFTaSmbFWI.gif) |
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Post by ☭ on Feb 22, 2024 18:25:58 GMT
"Leper" is a tremendous insult. |
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Post by ☭ on Feb 22, 2024 18:26:39 GMT
Also, trout slapper is one of my fav's.
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