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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 7, 2024 17:30:08 GMT
I went shopping on Saturday with a rather attractive person of the female kind that I've started seeing and she wanted me to get some after shave. I'm not big into after shave, but she found the one she wanted me to wear and said that if we meet up for lunch tomorrow and I'm wearing that (it was Creed), we would definitely be on for going back to my place.
A hasty sale later, we fixed the date and time for tomorrow. So, the next day, I show up for lunch doused in the stuff and she said I smelled lovely but then said we wouldn't be on for going back to my place as her period had started that morning. Oh well, never mind, we just had a nice lunch.
Anyway... on Tuesday evening just gone, girlfriend #1 came over (I'd started seeing her a week before the other one) (and before you ladies get on your high horses, I've told them about each other and they're fine - they actually want to meet) (I know where that's going!)... anyway.... girlfriend #1 came over with the expressed purpose of rekindling our physical relationship (we'd seen each other a couple of times last summer).
So we were sitting on the sofa and started to kiss and cuddle and she said "you're going to hate me but my period started this morning".
"MOTHERFUCKER!", I yelled loudly, much to her chagrin until I told her the story above and she started laughing that they were already in sync.
So, Monkeys got none this week - bah!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2024 19:00:03 GMT
Period drama.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 7, 2024 19:55:15 GMT
Period drama. I'll take it!
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Post by theBROKEdontrump on Mar 7, 2024 20:09:24 GMT
So now you want to start posting stories on here????
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 7, 2024 20:10:34 GMT
So now you want to start posting stories on here???? Hey, we had a poll about OT and bullshit being posted here and the majority said "yes" to it. Don't blame me.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Mar 7, 2024 20:19:43 GMT
That's a perfect example of the inability to think outside the box.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 7, 2024 20:32:36 GMT
That's a perfect example of the inability to think outside the box. I was happy to carry on but I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable so I settled for the blow-job.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Mar 7, 2024 20:49:30 GMT
That's a perfect example of the inability to think outside the box. I was happy to carry on but I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable so I settled for the blow-job. Precisely what I meant by "thinking outside the box"...
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 7, 2024 21:01:50 GMT
I was happy to carry on but I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable so I settled for the blow-job. Precisely what I meant by "thinking outside the box"... She dropped her jeans to show me her underwear and omg it was perfect - the most beautiful hips, black thong, perfect legs. Can't see her for a week though - parents are visiting blah blah.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2024 21:30:34 GMT
Never understood why people don't just lay down a towel. She is going to kill me but the Chica and my ex wife got horny as shit about mid way. They both would do this thing (well The Ex taught it to me so I taught The Chica) to basically use Pepe as a grinding post. Lost of slow grinding on the cervix. Both said it was like scratching a horny itch while also helping with some of the comfortableness due to her menstruation. Would temperately ease the cramping, made her forget about the back pain, and general just ick.
The towel is necessary though if you stop the cowgirl grinding a transition into another position.
I guess some don't want to see uterine tissue, vaginal fluid and blood on their Pepe. To me it's no worse or better than vaginal fluid by itself. I mean the blood and tissue is mostly water. And there is vaginal fluid in both. Meh never really bothered me. It does look a little gruesome when you finish and go to the shower to was off.
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Post by blacktothefuture on Mar 7, 2024 22:27:15 GMT
Precisely what I meant by "thinking outside the box"... the most beautiful hips, black thong, perfect legs.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Mar 7, 2024 22:38:58 GMT
I went shopping on Saturday with a rather attractive person of the female kind that I've started seeing and she wanted me to get some after shave. I'm not big into after shave, but she found the one she wanted me to wear and said that if we meet up for lunch tomorrow and I'm wearing that (it was Creed) I'm not sure I believe that. I suspect you wear something with a ship on the bottle.
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Post by vegas on Mar 7, 2024 22:42:06 GMT
I went shopping on Saturday with a rather attractive person of the female kind that I've started seeing That is pretty funny!!
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 8, 2024 8:51:50 GMT
I went shopping on Saturday with a rather attractive person of the female kind that I've started seeing and she wanted me to get some after shave. I'm not big into after shave, but she found the one she wanted me to wear and said that if we meet up for lunch tomorrow and I'm wearing that (it was Creed) I'm not sure I believe that. I suspect you wear something with a ship on the bottle. I already posted a picture, non-believer!
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Post by furor teutonicus on Mar 8, 2024 9:12:45 GMT
A real pirate also sets sail into the Red Sea.
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