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Post by ofunknownorigins on Mar 28, 2024 0:42:16 GMT
So a Dad and son are driving in their truck one fine Sunday morning when the son looks at the Dad and says,
son: “Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
dad: “Well, Mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.”
son: “Cool, thanks Dad.”
dad (looks at his son): “No problem, Alan.”
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Post by uncreative on Mar 28, 2024 0:45:08 GMT
Lana works better. If you're telling it verbally there's a few different ways Alan could be spelled so the anal joke might not sink in.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 28, 2024 0:50:54 GMT
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Mar 28, 2024 0:53:14 GMT
What the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting
It only takes one nail to hang up a painting
Jesus walks into a motel, puts two nails on the counter and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"
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Post by geddy on Mar 28, 2024 0:58:02 GMT
Hmm, let's not.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 28, 2024 1:02:25 GMT
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Mar 28, 2024 1:21:26 GMT
Lana works better. If you're telling it verbally there's a few different ways Alan could be spelled so the anal joke might not sink in. 💩 |
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Mar 28, 2024 1:21:50 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? |
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Post by dk56 on Mar 28, 2024 1:31:14 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? Tell Jewish jokes, pussy. |
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Post by jimmywynn on Mar 28, 2024 1:50:19 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? I have nun. |
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Post by theBROKEdontrump on Mar 28, 2024 1:52:04 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? Tell Jewish jokes, pussy. A rabbi, a stripper, and a vegan walk into a bar. |
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Mar 28, 2024 1:52:29 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? Tell Jewish jokes, pussy. Hey I was raised Catholic so I can tough girl. |
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Post by jimmywynn on Mar 28, 2024 1:52:40 GMT
Two ladies walked into Macy's, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Barbara said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Barbara took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"
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Post by winstonwolfe on Mar 28, 2024 1:57:12 GMT
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken |
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Post by Dracula on Mar 28, 2024 2:07:21 GMT
If you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
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