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Post by DalekFred on Mar 28, 2024 2:54:00 GMT
Anyone got any Catholic jokes? A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar. They decide to debate the abortion issue. When does life begin? The priest says, “Life begins at conception, no question.” The scientist says, “When the embryo is viable and san be safely removed from the womb and incubated.” The rabbi waves them both off with a laugh and says, “life begins when the children are grown, and move out of the house and get married.”
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Post by mikemonger on Mar 28, 2024 3:03:40 GMT
A classic, courtesy of an American Werewolf in London:
There was this airplane over the atlantic on its way to New York and it was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean, the engines run low on petrol. So they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the bagage, but it's still to heavy, so they chuck out all the seats. But it's still too heavy. Finally this frog stands up and shouts, "vive la France!", and leaps out. Then an englishman, he steps up and shouts, "God save the Queen!", and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas, he steps up, shouts, "Remember the Alamo," and chucks out the Mexican.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Mar 28, 2024 3:14:02 GMT
So a Dad and son are driving in their truck one fine Sunday morning when the son looks at the Dad and says, son: “Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? dad: “Well, Mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.” son: “Cool, thanks Dad.” dad (looks at his son): “No problem, Alan.” More subterfuge for you and Hugs and your respective moms?
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Post by ofunknownorigins on Mar 28, 2024 3:26:39 GMT
So a Dad and son are driving in their truck one fine Sunday morning when the son looks at the Dad and says, son: “Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? dad: “Well, Mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.” son: “Cool, thanks Dad.” dad (looks at his son): “No problem, Alan.” More subterfuge for you and Hugs and your respective moms? No anal isn’t her fav, she likes a golden shower followed by a hot Carl.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Mar 28, 2024 3:48:30 GMT
More subterfuge for you and Hugs and your respective moms? No anal isn’t her fav, she likes a golden shower followed by a hot Carl. I'm sorry I asked.
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